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I hate George Bush

I hate George bush.
I lay in bed at night
  and dream of him getting
  injured by a hang nail or
    a wood sliver and I imagine
    it gets infected and swells to the
      point where he needs serious surgery
      and they rush him to the hospital where they
        tell the doctor  the problem. They tell them that
        the Prez has an infection that has filled with puss
          and needs to be removed where upon they rush him into the
          operating room, prep him and proceed to remove his fucking head.

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  • montez gold member
    January 16, 2008
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    Whilst I agree...

    ...with the sentiment, this is just blank verse, and could have been written by anyone!
    Robin.


  • Ithica silver member
    January 14, 2008

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    Spilling a bit of rage on the page... Too flippin' funny! Make's one wonder why only the good ones seem to get assasinated, when you'd think this jerk would have gotten picked off a long time ago? And he's too stupid to self destruct... What a mess he will leave this country in (USA) for 2008. I'm still trying to decide who has the best shot at damage control when they take his place? The only thing certain at this point... It won't be a republican!!! Now I'll probably have this same dream tonight, but that isn't such a bad thing, I've had far worse. Eight years worth of them...


  • Barbara gold member
    January 14, 2008

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    HAHAHA! I think there aree many that share your dream.

    Maybe a paper cut from finally looking in a dictionary?

    Well penned, with just the right balance between anger, weirdness and playfulness.


  • thricelightning
    January 14, 2008

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    Funny!

    Ahhh...
    i think over half of the country thinks this.

    but you solicited a laugh from me!