Young Cinderella loved the Prince,
But did the Prince feel passion,
There was never a chance,
He didn't do romance,
When kissed he went visibly ashen,
Rapunzel's hair was terribly long,
With the length the Prince was enthralled,
He loved her hair,
But for her he didn't care,
So off she went and shaved her head bald,
Little Red Riding Hood went to see gran,
But the wolf had beaten her there,
He ate all grannies food,
But none of it was chewed,
And he choked at the foot of the stair.





I smiled like this >>>>
I love what happened to the wolf, especially!
Oh, the disagreeable princes are so true to life, and quite so. 

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