How Hard Can This Be??
I Ask the man At Lowes,
I said man will you listen, will you listen to me,
will you listen to me please?
I want to build a deck, see a real big deck
this deck man, I want it up into the sky please.
Can you tell me how to get it up there I have four big trees.
Now Mr man I sort of have a plan if you will shush up laughing,
Men! Just sale me the deck stuff man I 'll figure out the rest my self.
Took all the wood and stuff home pondered on this while cleaning stalls,
Thought about all those advertisements on TV.
Talked to Red wind, Prissy girl and LouLou we all agreed TV never did make good advice
so we pulled out the yellow pages.
There it was dream houses called them, they fit us in... put our deck right in the sky.
oh oh oh stairs right up a roof part over prissy and I were in paradise...
until we got the bill only ten thousand eleven hundred dollars and we did not even have running water!




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