A Podiatrist’s girl, quite discreet
Found the sad agony of defeat
But, when taking a whirl
As Proctologist’s girl
Found the sweet ecstasy of deceit
In a list
A contest entry
- CONTEST: Write A Rude Limerick by Edna Sweetlove.
375 points, ended January 13, 20 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Lol
Good limerick.
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A bit too technical for me. Although I am thinking of taking up proctology as I am bored wih philately.
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Some people may think he was crazed
But this lady was not the least phased
"My bum may be smelly
And please use some gelly
But that trail has often been blazed"
Her feet are not loved quite the same
But she's never been too quick to blame
Her legs at the end
Preferred by this friend
Are happy with this brand new game
Not being American had to check that a podiatrist was a chiropodist before commenting.
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Sweet mother....im done...time to sign out on this piece.
goodness rude mutha...lamoooooooooooooo...
best wishes in this one dear.
tory
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You Naughty boy! hehe. what a great one! hehe. this is great, my friend!!
Best of luck in this contest!
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You dirty old man! I can dress you up but I can't take you out in public. I think this will win because it is really rude.
Love,
Amera♥
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Oh my!
Too good my friend. -
Oh my!
Too good my friend.
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