I have to tell someone..
I think my kids are eating the toilet paper.
Yep, you heard me.
I bought 36 rolls the other day at Costco.
And puff.. They are gone.
I honestly believe there are aliens inhabiting
their bodies,
And they live to eat.
You see along with the TP, I bought a bag of Oranges
an Apples, 4 different kinds of Lil Debbies snacks
and Animal Crackers.
I just gotta have Animal Crackers Nevaeh said,
with this desperate tone and puppy dog eyes.
Between the plops of jelly I am wiping up
in the kitchen,
and the layers of skin they are shedding everywhere.
Maybe I am stretching this little story a bit;
they aren't shedding skins, but maybe the aliens
have taken away the use of their fingers?
And that would explain why they suddenly
can't pick up their clothes from the bathroom
and bedroom floors?
Oh and why Tristen can't flush the toilet.
I got it all figured out now.
If only I could find the cure,
they don't seem to like the vegetables
that I put on their plate.
Perhaps I will make Stew tonight
to rid the toxins from their bodies.
But either way I still need Toilet Paper.
Adding your comment:
Do you have animals??? I've had both dogs & cats whose idea of entertainment was unrolling a brand new roll onto the floor, then making sure it was unusable. 
Funny stuff, Cat...Ahhh, yes. The silence. Bet ya can't wait 'til they get back home, either. 
