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Dew or Die Situation (A 10 minute poem)

Stuck in Las Vegas
with a woman who can’t
get out of the casino
long enough to sleep...
or have sex.

She want’s me to
throw craps with her.
On a ridiculously
High money bet.
I want to get
a mountain dew
and hide.

A true Dew or Die
situation.

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  • Sailor Ptolema silver member
    June 5
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    bravo!

    hahahahhahaha
    so great, so great
    loved this


  • beautifull-ugly228
    January 8
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    haha that was funny DEW thats my fav drink

  • Amera gold member
    January 8

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    I really like this! You described me perfectly. Except the game is Black Jack. No Mountain Dew for you, it's got to have alcohol in it. If we win, maybe we can have sex.

    Love,
    Amera♥


  • PassionsPromise gold member
    January 7

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    LMAO.
    This was too damn innocent. Stap outside the box well done and I am smiling.

    Tory