Detract the umbilical cord
Unplug the telephone cord
It must be in here. I hear it ringing
“Hail to the Chief” is playing
“Who’s cell was left on?
Oops! It’s playing her song”
Gives meaning to multi-tasking
Using the bathroom she is asking
“What’s going on at home”
As she flushes the throne
“Get off the cell there’ll be an accident…
That’s how your car got the dent?”
Author notes
Talloaks -Sandy
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A contest entry
- Quckie - 10 entries - Cellular Transfusion by Amunet Wolfbane.
300 points, ended January 6, 2008, 8 entries
Bronze trophy winner
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Honorable mention
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Thank you for entering my contest. I must agree with you some people seem to have their cell phjone permanently attached to their ear ans are complete oblivious to the rest of the world around them.
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interesting write. has a nice flow
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Whimsical write, brought a smile to my face. Great poem, thank you for entering the contest. Good luck.
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whisper
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I am so sorry, I can't find your third entry as per the contest rules...
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This is funny - thanks for your entry
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This definitely made me giggle. What an interesting little poem this is! Not too terribly long or complicated, but very silly. I liked it. Thanks for entering and good luck!
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this was kinda funny but kind of true you are a great poet keep up the great work thanks for sharing and god bless you forever and always love dianna lee green also knowned as serenity lynn silvermoon
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Wonderful piece here..made me laugh...but it has a good flow and a good message...
Congrats on the Bronze! yeh!
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You know, this is hilarious given I hear women all the time at work yapping on their cells in the bathroom. How do they do that?
Great piece, great flow. yes, this I like alot 
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