My, my, it's hot in here,
I'm cooking phew!
Basted in sweat,
I've got a survival hat,
Just like those long distance runners,
It's survival of the fittest
In' ere, I'd 'ave you know.
Cor! This room is huge,
Look, it even has a window,
I can wave to you from here
If I really wanted to,
But I don't,
'Ere! watch where you put that thing,
I'm a cockerel not a hen!
It's too hot now, let me out!
Please...............arrrrch!
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A contest entry
- Tin Foil Hat by Danna Hobart.
300 points, ended January 19, 2008, 9 entries
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LOL
I am a turkey lover. Turn the oven to 350 and cook that bird! I'll be over in about four hours
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