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Dead Fred

 

Oh a happy fat cat,
he's happy,
he's fat,
he's a cat.

On the wall sits the cat,
orange,with snakey white stripes and fat.
Then it saw a black rat,
but not the red car and....splat.

oh sad dead cat,
its sad,
he's dead,
he was a cat.

On to road he is where he fled,
the poor cat is dead.
but don't be sad for fred,
he's in kitty heaven instead.

Oh angel cat with wings,
he's in heaven,
he has wings,

he's a cat.

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Prompt; Write the worst poetry you can think of.
LadyDementia

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  • andywontdie silver member
    May 7, 2008

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    ...this almost induces vomiting lol had to read cause of the 'worst poem ever deal'...you stoop new lows my friend and i give you kudos, most people out there are too proud and mighty to ever go back to elementary roots. a horribly awesome and tarnished trophy to add to your foul collection woo hoo!


  • ForeverLastingComa
    April 1, 2008
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    i found this rather random...hmm...=p


  • Stickboy
    January 6, 2008

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    this made me chuckle so I don't think you fit the prompt...it was not the worse poetry


  • Arizona Sunset
    January 6, 2008
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    well although sad, I still loved it! best to you in the contest ~blessings always~ Trisha


  • pappacass
    January 6, 2008
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    cute and sad

    i loved this one


  • Edna Sweetlove
    January 6, 2008
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    The trouble with this poem is that many people here write poems which are actually even more drivellingly nauseous. It is only because the of the contest it is entered in that we know it is a pisstake. The background is spectacularly horrid. Had you thought of a job with Clinton Cards or maybe in a Baptist Church?


  • CherryOnTop
    January 6, 2008
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    I believe this is just what they wanted for this contest.hahahaha!!!!!Good luck this is awesome!!!


  • Keith
    January 6, 2008
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    Yes, this is pure drivel. And a particularly nauseating background into the bargain.


  • TheClimb
    January 5, 2008
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    My that poor poor kitten...


  • Daffodill du Pres
    January 5, 2008
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    what a cat-astrophe!! lol.



  • Bad Bill
    January 5, 2008
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    I see what you mean, Lady--this is every bit as dire as mine...only longer!

    Bill

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