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The O.G. in this R.P.G.

(rapper 1)
I'm not a great jock as you can see
and not as thrilling as Tom Clancy.
I always talk to the hand of Nancy.
A life of learning is what I fancy.
I waste my time playing D&D.
With a computer I'm quite handy.
I know the full name of TNT
and only drink cinnamon tea.

I perform serenades with Frets on Fire.
I'm not a ladiesman like Quagmire.
I can only kiss girls if they got a heart attack.
I know that I have a barrel and not a six-pack.
I've heard about another reality,
where people look for immortality.
Can the present be a thing from the past?
Can I be an admired hero at last?

(spoken part)
It is said that a special game
brought a lot of people fame
and World of Vistar is its name.

(Rapper 2)
I'll change into the Almighty One
who is bigger and hotter than the sun.
When I have my sword of Kalmadon,
I'm sure that all my foes are gone.
With my endless supply of mana,
I'll send demons to the digital Nirvana.
When I cast the elemental spells,
you can hear my nemesis' funeral bells.

My arrows of Adics often
put my enemies in coffins.
My attacks are obliterating,
annihilating, eradicating.
My defense is as solid as a rock.
I stop weak attacks around the clock.
Nobody can beat me; I'm an one-man-clan.
I'm invincible like that loser called Superman.

I'm the O.G. in this R.P.G.
I'm a promising prodigy
with a legendary legacy.
My character is who they want to be.

(Rapper 1:r.1,2,4,8)(Rapper 2:r. 3,5,6,7)
I play this game sixteen hours a day.
I'd never sell my account on eBay.
Now, I must face the worst enemy I've ever met.
This foe wants to ban me from the Internet.
It's a horrifying nightmare,
a monster and its name is Claire.
It has killed many of my battlebrothers
and it said:"I'm not a killer, I'm your mother."

(rapper 1)
I can't summon creatures, I can't use the Force.
She pulled out the plug without a hint of remorse.
I transform back into who I really am.
A spineless spam-fighting lamb.
My days of glory are over, my friend
but always remember the legend.
The one whose username was Gatesfan124
but in the real world, he was Andy Wantsmore.

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  • liduen silver member
    March 15
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    Nice write! I like the transformation bit at the end. Good luck in the contest!

  • Phantom Muffin
    March 14
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    well i'm not much of a rap fan but it was exessivley creative!! good luck

  • gaiascully
    March 7
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    thats great, nice style, very funny
    keep it up!
    >>>>gaiascully<<<<

  • Mystal LaRose
    February 3
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    wow this is good thanks for entering and making me laugh

  • Sf
    January 30

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    and only drink cinnamon tea and Can I be an admired hero at last? don't fit in but overall its good.

  • blinkytyedye
    January 29
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    awesome. my style of writing

  • Naridill
    January 19

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    Love the rhyme - works beautifully. This piece as a whole has such a tainted effect. Would love to see a beat behind.


  • Willowhaunt
    January 13
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    A funny piece. Well done.

    Keep Quilling,
    Whiskey

  • ea silver member
    January 10

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    haha... this is very good! I could definitely hear it. Impressive to be able to rhyme like this in English when it is a second language. Thanks for your great comment on my Activity List to Reduce Global Warming.


  • Anna Emkah
    January 7

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    This is great! Very well done. Now and then I had to laugh out loud, e.g. "I know that I have a barrel and not a six-pack." & "and it said:"I'm not a killer, I'm your mother." Wow.
    Anna.


  • InkstarRN
    January 6
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    LOL, oh shades of my life, only I am the plug puller. Very talented, excellent write.

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