If you don't want to beat em

Did you hear it?

WHAT

You mean you didn't hear it then ?

NO NO NO and again NO,there is no noise coming from the roof of your mouth and why does garlic linger so much f.f.s.

But i could hear it, it was singing again about the /

yes i know about the way the earth will end due to a collapse of moral fibre within the utalitarian society we have created.

NO thats why i keep telling you but you're not listening yes it is to do with fibre but not in the way you think.

Oh my gor am i to believe that i havn't got it right that you have been warning me all along about something that which i could have prevented, set aside the kitchen knives that i myself may make of a hat of foil and join you in the listening for the end of the world.

Alone on the great white bowl they sit side by side awaiting the inevitable collapse of the ozone layer due to mans inability to develop a significantly better way of disposing of natural gasses other than the extermination of man himself !

Awaiting the final call from the man up above or trying to tune in to FM radio and songs of love?