With thanks to Ellis and TIKI
TIKI'S GOURMET CAT FOOD, hey!
We have to get some right away!
Our stupid kibble
suited for pibble
and all others that we disobey.
Two Black Siamese (--er, who was Dad? ).
Both tails UP !
Crit (blue eyes) and Amber (yellow eyes)
Author notes
A limerick in answer to one by Ellis
Ogden Nash inspired the spelling.
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T'is limerick season, I think. Cats. They are the world's most discriminating food critics!
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My Two New Customers!
Crit and Amber, spit and hamburger
That's what goes into my GOURMET CAT FOOD
Thank you before we go any further
For ordering my CAT FOOD, fried, baked, and stewed
(A little road kill goes in it, too,
but that's just between me and you.)
Special price for Black Siamese
$100 per case for 3 giant sized cans
For you I canceled the price increase
As low as can go due to profit demands
So both tails UP !
Crit (blue eyes) and Amber (yellow eyes)
7 cases, week's supply, for you to gulp
What a cheap price, what a pleasant surprise!
(Eat these cans whole, gobble them right up)
You have now a standing order
A case a day should be enough
A can per meal along with some water
Oh, what a treat! such good stuff!
Pay with cash when Fat Cat comes by
(my bill collector, Johnny-on-the-spot)
$700 a week, how cheap, oh my
With no tax on it, absolutely not!
With your poem you did the right thing
Crit and Smber will be thrilled to death
For my CAT FOOD your praises they'll sing
(Buy a security system to protect against theft)
A satisfied customer you're going to be
Fat Cat will see that all is OK
Just pay him on time and you will see
You'll spend each day the TIKI CAT way!
Tiki Cat, cat billionaire
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Dry cat food seems unnatural, but it is convenient for pibble. Tiki would be an authority!
This is cute.
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