AHHHHH! Mrs. Stephenson! How are you today? Jim Jones from Electronics Are You, and we have a great deal set up for you today! We would be able to give you a great deal on a plasma screen TV. So when would you like to pick it up?
We hate when you call,
it makes us want to fall face down
Your a bunch of clowns,
and for $12.95 we'll make you drown
Whether it's a leather recliner or car insurance,
you give us oh so horrible feelings
Just don't call ever again,
because we won't just spend spend spend
A contest entry
- Speaking in rhyme to telephone solicitors ~~ Drive them crazy! by Melodies.
600 points, ended January 3, 2008, 17 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh, I love this funny poem.
I have actually spoken in rhyme to a sales person trying to get me to buy A DISH setup. It was very fun and I can hardly wait for the next one. 
Finally, REVENGE! 
lol Thank you for your delightful entry! 
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