a few years ago, we had a Chihuahua
his name was Pedro
no matter how I tried
I could not potty train him!
so we nicknamed him...
...Pissin' Pedro!
if there was a spot in the house
he didn't pee on
I couldn't find it....
.....except on place
one day I returned from work
to find
Pedro had climbed on top
of the kitchen table....
that wasn't all..
he peed right in the middle of
my Bible!
Now, if you ask me
I think that was an Omen
I don't know though...
... you tell me
you see, a few weeks later...
Pissin' Pedro came up missing...
...on Christmas Day!
We looked the neighborhood and everywhere we could think of...
...but no Pedro!
well I've heard different versions
of what might have happened to dear old Pedro
Some say, he sealed his own fate, the day he peed on the Bible
but others say...
He got raptured ..
or maybe he went to a third-world country
and spent his life as a missionary...
but to tell you the truth..
I'm just happy the house doesn't smell like pee anymore!!
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A contest entry
- Precious Pets' Christmastime by Melodies.
600 points, ended January 5, 2008, 14 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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this one is just to funny. I don't think i get over this one real soon. God has a place for him I am sure. GOD BLESS PEDRO
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Cute
This was very cute and original, good job!! -
haha poor pedro congrats too
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This is Great ! -- Excellent Writing
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LOL...
oh dear girl...your humor is alive and WELL slinging some great ink...LOL
this is too funny!
wow...I'm impressed and loving this funny ink...
your range is far grander day by day Mary...
this is an excellent write for this contest...these words are begging for tin...LOL!
well done!
Blessings! Tammy
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! May 2008 be filled with health and happiness, love and laughter...
xoxoxo
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WOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Did you hear my squeal of delight all the way to where you live?
This poem has made my day and that is really GOOD because it is the first day of the year and I am starting the year out with a gigantic SMILE! A raptured dog, I am SURE! He was BORN AGAIN! 
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