Thoughts on being Married
Best marriage plans are how/where you actually live - buy two units which are co joined with garages. Which means you can renovate the double garages into communal space consisting of a kitchen and lounge. You have your wing (space) and he has his. Which again means, he has to take care of his wing and you take care of yours (yes!). You both get together for meals and shared time and then are asked share each other's bed. Really doesnt every married person wish for personal space? And then, when a possible divorce happens you simply wack up a wall dividing the two of you again.
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Life Mates
Seems I have everyone else's life mates - part time that is. And at the moment I wouldnt have it any other way.
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Mr.
Wanted - near dead,Very rich old man. Must include photo, medical proof of terminal illness and all financial details. Must be prepared to sign me into your will a.s.a.p. with an iron clad financial committment to me. I have two beautiful cats so if your allergic, all the better for me.
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Mrs.
As above, though your will be a very rich old woman.
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Maiden name:
I don't mind keeping my maiden name, although quite open to changing ALL my names to something exotic, different and completely shameless. Ohh ... I am often refered to as 'that' woman, or 'her' ... I dont mind really, a woman needs mystery.
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City and State you were born in:
I am a Tasmanian Devil
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City and State they were born in:
I dont care where future partner is, although there arent many very rich people in Tasmania so we can rule out Tassie.
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Mr.'s Career:
Earned mega bucks all his life from the age of 19 doing anything that I can live with (personal ethics withstanding)
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Mrs. Career:
As above
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Marriage Date:
As soon as possible please.
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When's, Where's, and How's
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Where did you meet?:
Open to meeting anywhere, any time and any how.
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How old were you when you first began dating?:
Would prefer to forgo dating and get married right away.
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When did you realize you were in love?:
Love is for romance novels
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Where did you get married?:
Hopefully on a beach under the full moon, we are both sure to look alot better in softer light.
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How was the wedding?:
Very business like with a few personal soft touches, like a board walk built over the sand for the wheelchair.
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Did anything silly or fun happen on the day?:
ohh yes, and hopefully away from prying eyes.
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How many people came?:
apart from the two of us, a wiccan celebrant and on my side - a fantasically wonderful laywer, whom I have a very close bond with.
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When did you move in together?:
Only after the ceremony.
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When are you planning on having children?:
Hell NO !
Author notes
ok ok ok ... im not married, and alas, sadly this is not my future marriage plans
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Comments
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Very interesting and cute read
Wouldn't it be nice if we all got to marry a richie 
Thank you for your entry
Best of luck in the contest
Stay safe
~Manda
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This is the best thing I've read all day, thank you I needed the laugh. Great advice here, plan on following most of it 
Have a great new Year
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hahhaa the plan IS pretty good hahaha ... god! if only i could go through with it ALL
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