Don't bite the hand, it has no meat
Likewise keep away from feet
Always go for plumper parts
More scope for culinary arts
Hands are good in other ways
I use mine on most working days
But when it comes choosing food
Other parts are better chewed!
Author notes
Prompt was continue the sentence "Don't bite the hand..."
A contest entry
- Finish this your way #3 by daviscth.
300 points, ended January 13, 2008, 26 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please comment below. Spelling or rhyming or scanning corrections welcome.
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Jeff, you always succeed in making me chortle. =]
Malarious! So funny I had to make up a new word to describe! Teehee, don't piss off your muse.
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Lol.... got a kick out of this one! Thanks for sharing it and best wishes in the contest! Happy New year!
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LOL. YUCK!!! You must have an awesome imagination to have come up with this little beauty. Thanks for posting and all the best to you at judging, Cathy
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It has occasionally been remarked that I am a trifle odd...
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Cute and clever
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