They met at the local election
He thought he might try a connection
He hated the thought of rejection
But she appeared to be a-perfection.
A face like a sweet confection
And a body that’s worth an inspection
He took out his little erection
And proceeded to give an injection
That night in the mood for reflection
He looked down at his small imperfection
The girl with the look of confection
Had left him with a horrid infection!
Author notes
No giggles from you ladies... it is not personal!!
There is some metaphor in here some where. Just thought you might like an end of year smile, get rid of any spiders webs you may have run into, not good for a WASP.
A contest entry
- Inspiration lost in the Dark by Sia.
450 points, ended April 20, 2008, 23 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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(Snigger) This hit me out of nowhere! Nope sorry can't comment still choking with laughter....Brilliant is as much as I can get out....mal
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I missed this the first time apparently...
Excellent
at least this made me smile
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I love the words you have picked
that describe a man being dicked
tha woman got done
the man had his fun
leaving some wounds to be licked...
rudolf
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Rudolf
Good one!!
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Gasp, shock, horror; rofl. really wasn't seeing that one coming! lol. Great effort, great fun, great pleasure!
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anaisais
Hahahaha...cheers!!...ian.
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haha very VERY clever!
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'268
Hey up!! where have you been! Cheers for the comment and applause...ian.
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Funny stuff...
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'mary
Thank you for that and applause. WASP.
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This is just hysterically funny and had me in stitches. I think I'll have to have a go at one of these, you have inspired me! Well done for giving everyone a good laugh.
Ann
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potanical
Thanks for reading and the applause, it's good to laugh...ian.
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Absolutely fantastic! This was a definite amusement and I couldn't hold in my laughter! Great job and thanks for my end of the year smile!
Miss Marie
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MissMarie.
Thank you innocent one, pleased you enjoyed, good luck in the new year (with the mars bar hunt!!) and your life. E.W.U.I.
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Trying very hard not to laugh over here
sorry just cant help myself...lmao! The girl with the look of confection Had left him with a horrid infection!...No more spider webs for you...lol...
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ann.
Pleased you are laughing, happy new year to you ann, I hope the laughter continues for many many years to come. Go easy ann, stay safe and well...ian.
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(Snigger) Now just where did this come from me wonders... Thanks for the smiles Ian,, Hugs and love...mal
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Mal
I thought I said no giggling! it came out of the pen and my "small imperfection!" (my brain) No pythons around here!! Cheers Mal, see you soon...ian.
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Ahh!!!! I love it! That was so damn funny! You know I was thinking it was you at first...but then you said it wasn't so that's a relief. It's an amazing poem though ian...I love it!
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Jenn
Hey up "chicken" only you would think I had a "small imperfection"!!!! Cheers Jenn. B.T.W. That leaf in your picture is annoying me, can you cut it off!! Be safe my friend, happy new year...ian.
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woah
lol
*giggles and my cousin looks weirdly at me*
You've done a clear monorhyme - I don't see why Norman didnt understand it though, lol - too naive
Never ♥
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'love
I did say no giggling but seeing it's you I'll let it go... this time! See you soon and thanks for everything, happy new year!...ian.
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lol, metaphor??? i couldn't even begin to decipher that!!! funny write, maybe a follow up on the phonecalls he has to make...
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