Mrs. Nettles. Yes, how are you this evening? I am calling from Styx River resort and am pleased to inform you that you and your family have won a free weekend at the resort. When would you......
Hey, just let me stop you right there
about your free stuff I don't care
we all know its not really free
I'm really not that stupid see
better call the next on your list
in case you can't tell- you've been dissed
you're waisting your breath and my time
soliciting should be a crime
go bother someone else you freak
and that was English, not in Greek
do you think you can comprehend
or should I further condescend
gotta go- gonna hang up now
that's all nit-wit, now I say ciao!
bu.... bu..... but IT' FREE!
bu.... bu.... bu.... BUT!
I don't give a darn if it's free
I wish you would stop bothering me
maybe I'll give you just one more tip
I'm saying I just don't give a rip
what part of no don't you understand
like to show you the back of my hand
keep on talking when "NO" has been said
your whiny voice vibrating my head
did you not hear me when I said ciao
that means I'm going to stop talking now!
Click......... zzzzzzzz
Adding your comment:
I love your funny rhyming back-talk poem! 
My husband heard me from the next room and laughed loudly. He hardly ever laughs that hard. 
Please do it, okay? And tell me about it, after. 
