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What Wedding?

Mr. Mark H.

Mrs. Mark H. (Just kidding) Cara H.

Maiden? was she a Maiden? I don't remember any dragons or Castles or anything like that,.... No She wasn't a Maiden.

I was born a poor Black Child (Steve Martin, the Jerk)

She was born in a Hospital....I think.  I wasn't there so I couldn't swear to it.

Hit Man

Stay at home Mom...(Just Kidding) She's a hit man too.

I Don't remember

Adult book store

I was Twenty, She was Three (Old enough to pee, old enough for me)


The first time I saw her naked

We got Married?  how come I wasn't invited.

What wedding?

We played Naked Twister.

Everybody that was there.

The first time I saw her naked

What are Children?



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  • glispa
    December 31, 2007
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    hey i like the sound of your marriage best of luck


  • RedwingSpirit silver member
    December 29, 2007

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    Such a goof That wasn't the reason we got together lol we have children did you forget must be getting old.
    When will we ever get married lol Well Common law we are
    and I spend your money on myself hehe. More like the bars where we met at work man your really getting old. 3 I ain't 3 More like you are the 3 year old here , but you were in the navy when I was born Your just sick in the head too You ain't black and I was born in the hospital you were born in a barn hehe.


  • Andi. gold member
    December 29, 2007

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    hahahahahaha

    very well done!
    Farking funny shiite!

    Good Luck in the contest!
    May the best man ((woman)) win!

    ♥ Unity


  • Manda Kathryn Greeters member
    December 28, 2007

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    My poor husband is sick and laying down near me all tired and ill and I started laughing out loud I frightened him

    This is absolutely fantastic and soo much fun to read in this contest
    Thank you for having fun with this, made my day

    Best of luck in the contest
    Stay safe
    ~Manda