I didnt forget your christmas card
that simply isn't true
I know you would've loved it
I picked it just for you
that simply isn't true
I know you would've loved it
I picked it just for you
*
Its shape was sorta square-ish
the envelope quite round
I penned a verse with my own blood
... it really was profound
the envelope quite round
I penned a verse with my own blood
... it really was profound
*
Trimmed in gold with diamond dust
its measurments in feet
I strapped it on and made my way
through ice and snow and sleet
its measurments in feet
I strapped it on and made my way
through ice and snow and sleet
*
I travelled hungry, sick and weak
to get it to the post
A grueling quarter mile
or maybe half at most
**
I swear I suffered frost bite
My snowshoes were too small
It pinched my corn and pained me so
that's when i had to crawl
My snowshoes were too small
It pinched my corn and pained me so
that's when i had to crawl
*
It felt like ten whole minutes
one more second, I'd be dead
I crawled up to the counter
with a snowbank on my head
one more second, I'd be dead
I crawled up to the counter
with a snowbank on my head
*
By now I was delirious
with all that I'd been through
I straightened up and ranted
and blamed it all on YOU
with all that I'd been through
I straightened up and ranted
and blamed it all on YOU
*
So, I didnt forget your christmas card
for this is it... you see
Merry f*cking Christmas
and that's to you from me
for this is it... you see
Merry f*cking Christmas
and that's to you from me
~
by galfalfa
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Adding your comment:
Hey, but the question is....do you think its worth stealing? 
Just plain silly , gotta love that! And then the phoney tornado turning him upside down... oh gosh what a laugh
The rhyme and flow were flawless in both.Thank you both for sharing some Christmas humour with us all.Take care and Happy New Year!
