On the first day of christmas,
My true love gave to me
A sugar coated chew toy in my pillow.
On the second day of christmas,
My true love gave to me
Two red candy dots on his face,
And a sugar coated chew toy in my pillow!
On the third day of christmas,
My true love gave to me
Three chocolate covered toilet paper rolls,
Two red candy dots on his face,
And a sugar coated chew toy in my pillow!
On the forth day of christmas,
My true love gave to me
Four bottles of cider on grandmas french poodles,
Three chocolate covered toilet paper rolls,
Two red candy dots on his face,
And a sugar coated chew toy in my pillow!
On the fifth day of christmas,
My true love gave to me
Five drunk corn dogs,
Four bottles of cider on grandma's french poodles,
Three chocolate covered toiled paper rolls,
Two red candy dots on his face,
And a sugar coated chew toy in my pillow!
On the sixth day of christmas,
My true love gave to me
Six hippies blazing,
Five drunk corn dogs,
Four bottles of cider on grandma's french poodles,
Three chocolate covered toiled paper rolls,
Two red candy dots on his face,
And a sugar coated chew toy in my pillow!
On the seventh day of christmas,
My true love gave to me
Seven barbie dolls on fire,
Six hippies blazing,
Five drunk corn dogs,
Four bottles of cider on grandma's french poodles,
Three chocolate covered toiled paper rolls,
Two red candy dots on his face,
And a sugar coated chew toy in my pillow!
On the eighth day of christmas,
My true love gave to me
Eight cherries popping out of grandpa's head,
Seven barbie dolls on fire,
Six hippies blazing,
Five drunk corn dogs,
Four bottles of cider on grandma's french poodles,
Three chocolate covered toiled paper rolls,
Two red candy dots on his face,
And a sugar coated chew toy in my pillow!
On the ninth day of christmas,
My true love gave to me
Nine talking margarita's,
Eight cherries popping out of grandpa's head,
Seven barbie dolls on fire,
Six hippies blazing,
Five drunk corn dogs,
Four bottles of cider on grandma's french poodles,
Three chocolate covered toiled paper rolls,
Two red candy dots on his face,
And a sugar coated chew toy in my pillow!
On the tenth day of christmas,
My true love gave to me
Ten boxers on the frozen flag pole,
Nine talking margarita's,
Eight cherries popping out of grandpa's head,
Seven barbie dolls on fire,
Six hippies blazing,
Five drunk corn dogs,
Four bottles of cider on grandma's french poodles,
Three chocolate covered toiled paper rolls,
Two red candy dots on his face,
And a sugar coated chew toy in my pillow!
On the eleventh day of christmas,
My true love gave to me
Eleven exotic dancing pineapples,
Ten boxers on the frozen flag pole,
Nine talking margarita's,
Eight cherries popping out of grandpa's head,
Seven barbie dolls on fire,
Six hippies blazing,
Five drunk corn dogs,
Four bottles of cider on grandma's french poodles,
Three chocolate covered toiled paper rolls,
Two red candy dots on his face,
And a sugar coated chew toy in my pillow!
On the twelfth day of christmas,
My true love gave to me
Twelve licorice flavored skunks,
Eleven exotic dancing pineapples,
Ten boxers on the frozen flag pole,
Nine talking margarita's,
Eight cherries popping out of grandpa's head,
Seven barbie dolls on fire,
Six hippies blazing,
Five drunk corn dogs,
Four bottles of cider on grandma's french poodles,
Three chocolate covered toiled paper rolls,
Two red candy dots on his face,
And a sugar coated chew toy in my pillow!
Author notes
The main theme of this is crazy, psycotic, and something people do when drunk. Hope you all like it!
A contest entry
- 12 Days Of Christmas by Xx-Erin-xX.
600 points, ended December 31, 2007, 10 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
tell me how i did plz.
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