It's a super awesome space adventure,
And I've got no arms or chin,
It's a mega-fantastic voyage through time,
And I have no brandy or gin.
See my amazing jiggly legs,
See my beak and feathers and eggs.
I can spread my wings and create a rift in space-time,
I can form a wormhole to allow sticks to traverse the universe,
And all I got for christmas was a wicker hamper of cement.
I'll eat your kids you twitching shit.
Dare you gaze upon DOOB the Spectacular and his glorious crotch?
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