Hello Ms. Steadman, we've currently got a FANTASTIC offer for you. If you bundle all your services (phone,gas,electricity and water) with OUR company, you'll save 10% and recieve a bonus Priviledges card! What do you say?
What I say to you is this -
I would like to boo and hiss
You're blocking up my home phone line
And wasting lots of precious time
From your accent I can tell
You aren't from around here as well
As for your silly bonus card
I might as well go buy some lard
Will I use it? I think not
So the card will simply rot
Right, that's it - no more lies
I think it's time to say goodbyes
So hang up and go tell your boss
To instead try selling fairy floss.
Author notes
AAAHHHHH!!!!!
A contest entry
- Speaking in rhyme to telephone solicitors ~~ Drive them crazy! by Melodies.
600 points, ended January 3, 2008, 17 entries
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Oh, I am trying to laugh without falling over...
This poem is so FUNNNNNYYYY! I love the crazy rhyming. Oh, I really do. 
You can be VERY proud of this one. 
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