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Prison: Pre Space Heaters

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Dear Reader,

 

We're breaking ice in the shitter so we can flush it.

 

The Man is getting pissed

because

we're burning little torn-up piles of paper in our cells.

 

We are holding our hands over the tiny fire

because

our joints ache from the cold.

Somehow, it reminds me of bums in alleys as they

surround barrels of burning debris.

 

Anyway,

I'll never forget being taken to

"The Hole" over this. 

 

They sentenced us to "ten days". 

It was a cause to quietly celebrate. 

The courts ordered that The Hole had to be heated,

and they usually had toilet paper there.

 

Yours truly~

 

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Author notes

There were a few times that the toilet was frozen solid and if we didn't take action, we would not be able to use the toilet for who knows how long. Pee freezes, but still smells a little sometimes. Poop takes longer to freeze and it's totally gross.

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  • creationsfromheart
    January 27, 2008
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    Sad that they get away with so much stuff, but I did giggle and laugh when I seen you signed it with your inmate number. Not that it is funny but the truth is I feel when people are in prison they become a number and not a person and you signing off with your number fit so well.


  • Redstormy gold member
    December 26, 2007
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    Wow what a miserable condition that was. I hope
    it's improved since then.

    Red


    • Timothy Cameron gold member
      December 27, 2007
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      They put in space heaters during my first winter there, thank God. I would have gone ballistic over it otherwise. I hate being cold. Why I live in Minnesota may seeem odd, but I love seasons and the pines, water, wildlife, etc makes up for it. :-)