Good afternoon Miss Guided, this is Tim, from Tiny's Tip Top Tanning & Travel Emporium, and have we got a deal for you! With the perfectly priced purchase of any ship sailing in our super summer sale, you'll get five free and fabulous sessions in our solar sunglobe. Now how does that sound, pleasantly peachy, right? So when can we book your tip top travels and free sessions?
Well Tim, from Tiny's place
This scam you're running is a disgrace
How dare you call me on my phone
And aggrevate me in my home
How my number, you came about,
Well that too's a scam, there is no doubt
Your prices stink, your offers suck
I wouldn't dare waste not one buck
Your solarglobes leave splotches red
Who knows what crawls in your tanning beds
I saw Ms Jones when she left your store
Never again, is what she swore
To the BBB, I will drop a note
You'll never know what I wrote
Tell dear ole Tiny to stick it hard
From my call list, you've been barred
I think you've got your numbers wrong
I won't listen to your dance and song
One warning I'll give, hang up the line
Don't call again, not one more time!
In a list
A contest entry
- Speaking in rhyme to telephone solicitors ~~ Drive them crazy! by Melodies.
600 points, ended January 3, 2008, 17 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Hood-Winked!
This is so creative and fresh, I always think it's hard to pen a humorous poem, and actually make someone laugh out qloud
but you have succeeded here dear friend, I wish I could applaud a thousand times 
You have done a fantastic job on rhyming and rhythm, which all adds to the fun of this write yayyyy!!!
You have been ambushed by a Poetic Bandit and friend
Love and smiles...
~Lilac
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ROFLMAO.....Storm this is absolutely hilarious.. Great job and good luck to you.
**Master Ktulu**
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(whistles loudly}
WOW!!
Way to give it to em Beautiful!
How dare they tie up the line - especially since you're on AP by modem.
Love the humor and tale of Tiny!!
Best to you in the contest!!
Tang
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Oh, jeez... my face almost broke from smiling so big...
PLUS, my family thinks I'm logged onto something weird because I am now lauging!
Oh, this is just the funniest poem I've read all day! You really are good at this and I hope you will say something like this the next time you get such a phone call. 
I AM going to do it for sure.
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