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Vive la difference!

What makes me a woman? Well, I
Possess (and shall have till I die!)
Chromosomes - double-X -
Which determine my sex,
While the masculine brutes have X-Y!

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  • Melodies
    August 7, 2008
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    Oh, Vera how funny!

  • Topnotchsy
    August 6, 2008
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    Really funny, intelligent piece. Best of luck in the contest.

  • aaaaaaaa
    August 5, 2008
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    wow this is insanely clever! nicely done

  • piccola silver member
    August 4, 2008

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    I keep commenting that people have entered clever limericks. Well, I tell no lie here ... this indeed is clever and imaginative. Thank you for entering


  • ears2hearyou gold member
    March 13, 2008
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    The Chromosome's difference....

    just a tweak of a Y and what a difference it does make!
    perhaps they are always seeking our extra X so then they
    can have doubles!
    The pursuit of women...the pursuit of men...chemically
    attracted because of chromosome's?
    ears2hearyou
    Kathleen : )))))


  • raggyann
    January 2, 2008
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    lol this was realy cool


  • RedwingSpirit silver member
    December 27, 2007

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    Short but great take and this is true I wish you the best of luck in the contest Thank you for entering please remain anonymous though


  • Keith
    December 24, 2007

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    XY chromosomes are the best
    They help to put hairs on the chest
    They make lager and chips
    A delight on the lips
    And football rule over the rest


  • adios muchachos gold member
    December 23, 2007

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    Disregarded "U"

    U R X-ceptional!
    Y? I'll X-plain!
    Because U make me X tatic.
    Because U make my I's water.
    I love life because of U.

    God only knows Y U love me. 

    My love for U drove me to get all A'S.

     

    So, it's not the chrome is homes, dear girl,

    That have come to roost and vex us;

    But to discover at last the brightest pearl...

    The "U" among all those "XX"s. 

     

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS, VERA!  

     

     

     

     

     

     


  • Reptile Lady gold member
    December 23, 2007
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    What a great one
    Well done and thanks for bringing a smile to my face this evening.
    Julie

  • ashjoe76
    December 23, 2007

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    Excellent

    Love it for the 'on the face of it' attitude. I have recently seen a movie called XXY (from Argentina)which portrays a teenager with both male and female you know what. Worth a watch, if one can afford it.

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