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I'm Ick, and this is my M-pyre. I'm the man behind the seens.
I'm here because I know you'd like to hear about McLang, also
known as mIck Lang. (not to be infused with McFly).

The little bug, er.. He can-be-conceiving sometimes. Twice
actually. Butt hay, seriously; the man has an 'I' disease...
it's always I this, I that... I, I... never enough. I try
to diffuse the real mIck from his self-centered universe
every now and then, but to no avail... as a matter of fact,
it seems like he hides 'behind a veil'.. yeah.... it keeps him
safe... keeps him happy.. in his 'own' little M-pyre. But he
forgets about little Icky sometimes... a way in here.

I've known a few similar people, these people now live on Mt. Similac...
Try to get this point across to mIck and all you get are F you's.
Really, he's not that harsh, but I've just finished up one of my
in-famous confrontations with him so, needles to say, Ick's a little
bit on the harsh side when it comes to speaking of the man.

I, myself, must learn to wait until after my own fuse has been
extinguished so I can at least provide a fair representaion of the
man, mIck. He does make me laugh. The thing I like about him is
when it really comes down to it, he's not that fussy, and he
appreciates a good swift kick in the cheese of the trousers.

See, the way I see it is this: he's shy around certain people, seems
extremely introverted at times, but I watch.. from inside, I've seen
things he doesn't even notice.. or at least remember noticing. I
notice that when he's in other situations, he's extremely extroverted...
outgoing. Sometimes I have to put a stop to it, before he hurts himself
again... you know ?

Certain people, the ones right in this case, interpret it as though
he's a happy people. Certain 'others' interpret it as a little insane..
sometimes he get's a little brave and tries to leap out there, and the
timing is great; but the audience is expecting Einstein, and they get
Charlie Manson. Well, of course, it's all relative - perspective that is.
Relative to who is doing the interpreting at that very instant in time.
Timing is everything. And might I add, he does have a mighty nice