when i logged in to see
a poem that just shouldn't be........
on the second AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
there were two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........
on the third AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........
on the fourth AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........
on the fifth AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........
on the sixth AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
six people cutting,
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........
on the seventh AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
seven plagiarised poems
six people cutting,
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........
on the eighth AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
eight brand new chatbans
seven plagiarised poems
six people cutting,
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........
on the ninth AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
nine new posts on forums
eight brand new chatbans
seven plagiarised poems
six people cutting,
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........
on the tenth AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
ten complaints of harassment
nine new posts on forums
eight brand new chatbans
seven plagiarised poems
six people cutting,
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........
on the eleventh AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
eleven chatboxers swearing
ten complaints of harassment
nine new posts on forums
eight brand new chatbans
seven plagiarised poems
six people cutting,
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........
on the twelfth AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see,
twelve Mods tearing their hair out
eleven chatboxers swearing
ten complaints of harassment
nine new posts on forums
eight brand new chatbans
seven plagiarised poems
six people cutting,
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........

HAPPY CHRISTMAS to everyone.
















I love the humour in this carol and can imagine that you do actually feel like tearing out your hair sometimes 
I found this poem to be engaging, entertaining and creative 































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