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The Twelve Days of a Mods Xmas...

on the first AP day of xmas,
when i logged in to see
a poem that just shouldn't be........

on the second AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
there were two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........

on the third AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........

on the fourth AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........

on the fifth AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........

on the sixth AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
six people cutting,
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........

on the seventh AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
seven plagiarised poems
six people cutting,
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........

on the eighth AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
eight brand new chatbans
seven plagiarised poems
six people cutting,
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........

on the ninth AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
nine new posts on forums
eight brand new chatbans
seven plagiarised poems
six people cutting,
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........

on the tenth AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
ten complaints of harassment
nine new posts on forums
eight brand new chatbans
seven plagiarised poems
six people cutting,
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........

on the eleventh AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see
eleven chatboxers swearing
ten complaints of harassment
nine new posts on forums
eight brand new chatbans
seven plagiarised poems
six people cutting,
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........

on the twelfth AP day of xmas
when i logged in to see,
twelve Mods tearing their hair out
eleven chatboxers swearing
ten complaints of harassment
nine new posts on forums
eight brand new chatbans
seven plagiarised poems
six people cutting,
five suicidal emos
four members cybering
three trolls a trolling
two offensive comments
and a poem that just shouldn't be........



HAPPY CHRISTMAS  to everyone.

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  • C.I.M.A Punk
    August 7, 2009
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    This is a very funny twist on the 12 days. A mod is always a busy bee.
    I also liked no. 5 but I don't know why.

    Great job!


  • Hope Angel silver member
    August 4, 2009
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    This is really funny. Great write.
    Thanks for the giggle.
    Hope you have a nice day

  • Meijhana
    August 3, 2009
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    you made meh choke on my chocolate!
    i love it!
    uberjedi kudos to ya!


  • Honeybell
    August 3, 2009

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    Now I know what's important to a mod...heh,heh,heh...(have never been in a position to know...this is probably why)...

    Really, really funny! *You owe me a new keyboard, now that I spit Diet Coke all over mine


  • Legend silver member
    August 3, 2009
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    Well worthy of its spotlight
    Excellent A pleasure to read


  • Shades of Pale silver member
    August 3, 2009
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    hehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    What poem may I ask just kidding.

    Anyway, I found this great and way out of season

    GREAT WORK ANN!


  • annother gold member
    August 3, 2009
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    LOL one can only imagine the things they see... great write.


  • PaperWingsCrumple
    August 3, 2009
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    this was hilarious man now i know what the mods are up to will all their free time


  • Andi. gold member
    August 3, 2009
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    oh I love it.
    originality- 10 points
    humour- 20 points
    all round, an awesome piece


  • Darkend
    August 3, 2009
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    hahaha...well worth reading. Made my night.


  • xxvampyregirlxx
    August 2, 2009
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    honestly its great and all but i found this

    "six people cutting,
    five suicidal emos"

    very offensive and rude.

  • Lady Dragonwyck
    August 2, 2009

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    Oh this is too too good and the truth is There. Mods have a difficult job to keep things running good and nicely. You just keep up the good "moding" and...take lots of deep breaths.

    Lady Dragonwyck


  • An Old Codger gold member
    August 2, 2009
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    Oh my sides hurt. Well done and too funny.

  • Ammal
    August 2, 2009
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    this is damn amazing! good luck
    check mine out please! x


  • Patpowers
    August 2, 2009
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    Thanks for the early Christmas greeting....Liked this a lot...Merry Christmas early!

  • piggyback
    August 2, 2009
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    LOL. Nice Christmas huh?? Sometimes you just need to get away... haha, good humor.


  • Seyloren
    August 2, 2009
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    Nice

    I seriously laughed so hard I almost pissed myself... mainly because of #5 I don't know why.


  • -LilacThOughts- gold member
    November 21, 2008

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    100th Hood-Wink Celebrations!

    Gosh I don't think I will ever apply to be a Mod hehe!

    This poem was great fun to sing along to, and when I clicked on, I couldn't resist hanging around to read it again, erm sing again I love the humour in this carol and can imagine that you do actually feel like tearing out your hair sometimes

    I don't know if anyone else has the urge to do this, but I keep wanting to put the word 'there' on the end of the last line of stanza's, it fits in with the rythm of the tune I found this poem to be engaging, entertaining and creative

    You have been Hood-Winked by a member of The Poetic Bandits

    Love and smiles ~Lilac


  • Immortal Obscurity Greeters member
    June 9, 2008
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    Haha! Oh, Ann... This is pure and utter brilliance! I nearly peed myself laughing through the entire thing, as it so accurately describes our lovely little online community

    My favourite line was the "five suicidal emos"... I just about ruptured my spleen!

    Brava, my dear Ann. Bravissima!

    Laura, aka Immortal x


  • Maatkara gold member
    March 5, 2008
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    Too true, and all year round too eh

    Well done!


  • x Bright Eyes x
    March 1, 2008

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    hi i thought this was well written and thought out very well like the way you wrote and the way you have done it dont like two things in it but its not everyones opion but well done hun made me smile


  • Stormy Days
    February 8, 2008

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    this is a very cute vesion of the twelve days of x-mas very cute i hope this has never happened to u... no wiat i bet u get more this is really good


  • Celticmoon
    January 30, 2008

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    OH I remember this and this was priceless indeed. Never have I enjoyed a Christmas Carol so much as I did this one*giggle* Keep it forever flowing! Blessings Bel:f


  • Matt Holck
    January 17, 2008

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    perhaps day could be cut for matching rhythm

    one the first AP Xmas

    (there were) two offensive comments
    I don't thibk the there were is necessary


  • AliceinPoetryLand gold member
    December 25, 2007

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    Oh Lol this is too funny Yet I guess it all happens too!
    Love this. You gotta laugh or some days you'd cry lol
    Gaylene


  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    December 24, 2007

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    A nice laugh and a nice twist to the old favourite. Thanks
    Merry Christmas to you and all the other mods and may you never get so many problems you go completely bald.
    Jim


  • leander gold member
    December 24, 2007
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    lol
    I so hope I won't become a baldy though


  • mackereth
    December 23, 2007
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    wow

    hahahaha, nice, i especially love the twelf day, lol


  • Rythm
    December 23, 2007
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    Hilarious!

    LMFAO Ann, that was great.


  • Catressa
    December 23, 2007

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    cracking up...

    I love you and your sense of humor..

    Merry Christmas Beautiful...

    Catressa


  • Amunet Wolfbane Moderators member
    December 23, 2007

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    HAHA! Too True!

    LMAO Well done Ann! I think I lived all 12 days this morning, except for only 1 harassment complaints. I need a vacation Awesome job!


  • suseann
    December 23, 2007
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    Ha! Ha! This was acute parody! Pleased to see Christmas humor. The traditional religious ones are wide spread. I suppose that's a good thing. But you can only read so many Christmas cards before moving on. And I'm pretty sure you held back on what a mod might have said. Ha!


  • Karsis
    December 23, 2007
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    This is awesome!

    I love it.
    Well done.
    Hahaha!


  • Lute
    December 23, 2007
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  • Ogreatbaldone gold member
    December 23, 2007
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    Stands and applauds...this was awesome ann, just awesome, well done...peace Terry

  • Shadow Darkstar
    December 23, 2007

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    Rofl!

    Omg Ann. You kill me! This was great! Def adding it to my page! Oh, btw...I found a typo.....you went from four to six to six again. =/ Might want to fix that! Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

    I love you muchly.

    ♠ Mell ♠


  • FifthDove gold member
    December 22, 2007
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    aaaaahhahahahahaha, this is great. Love it


  • TwiztidMaggot
    December 22, 2007

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    hahahaha. this was very comical!I had a lot of fun reading this!!! lol. I love it! keep up your amazing work!!!

    Crimson

  • kikibaby
    December 22, 2007

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    this is perfect!!! I am loving the humor and the flow is perfect with the original song. You did amazing, and I truly enjoyed it. Thank you for sharing. Oh and STOP pulling your hair out. Bald can be COLD in the winter, and it is snowing on this page . All together very nice I love it.


  • AlfVenison
    December 22, 2007
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    Why hasn't this been banned?

    As far as I can tell, it's true. Especially the poems that just shouldn't be. Kudos.


  • catz Moderators member
    December 22, 2007

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    This is hilarious, Ann... and SO right on. What a fun way to let it be known what we mods deal with on a day to day basis... Christmas or not
    Brilliant, Sis

    Merry Christmas, much love and a big

    Dee


  • Dmonik
    December 22, 2007

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    This is just what I needed Ann. It's hilarious. I aint big on Christmas, but this makes it worthwhile. It's wickedly written, humorous and general good humour!
    Brilliant work Ann


  • x Gemini x
    December 22, 2007

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    *goes into giggle fits*

    Wonderful, Ann! Highly amusing, and a refreshing new spin on a classic!

    Happy holidays!


  • Silent Cougar Moderators member
    December 22, 2007

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    Sis,, this is Absolutely off the wall.....
    this has got to be sung in the cb xmas eve....

    all huddled round the couch and hanging from the rafters...



    Thanks for the giggle...


  • Andi. gold member
    December 22, 2007

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    teehee!
    a great version of the "12 days of xmas"
    well done
    it mustnt suck that badly bein a mod does it?
    loved this, 3 thumbs up
    ♥ Unity


  • Foretold-Events
    December 22, 2007

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    Would have to say this is orginal for sure. Best thing is that this is what you have to go thru every day and not just during the 12 days of Christmas.


  • ImUrFadingMemory
    December 22, 2007
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    Well your so positive, a lovely way to promote AP.... great job ...

    hahaha

  • Kari gold member
    December 22, 2007
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    LOL Ann


  • symitar Moderators member
    December 22, 2007
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    lol Love it!


  • CarolinaSkillet
    December 22, 2007

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    LOL! Great write. Am I the only one here who thinks the line 'Ten chatters rulebreaking' should be in there?

    This is great, I love it Keep writing mor chara

    *hugs* And Merry Christmas and happy new year to you.

    EDIT: First (ok, I'll stop with the nerd humour!!)

    GBA

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