At Christmas in Oz-land it's hot
(Wintry and snowy it is not);
Down on the nude beach
Be sure that you reach
To put some sun cream on your bot.
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One Christmas, the naughty Meg Dawkens
Went to bed with Bruce and Ken Hawkins
The two lads to please
She swallowed the cheese
She found lurking under their foreskins.
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By the poolside, it's time for a party
But this Christmas, be sure you're a smarty:
Too many mince pies
Could cause gastric surprise
And you might come over all farty.
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In the Outback a young Sheilah peasant
Was stumped what to give for a present
So she swallowed the spunk
From her fat hubby hunk;
But the taste was bloody unpleasant.
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Author notes
Dedicated to Keith from the Bard of Bondi Beach.
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A contest entry
- Christmas Limericks by Keith.
500 points, ended December 24, 2007, 34 entries
Gold trophy winner
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4500 points, ended July 30, 2008, 84 entries
Honorable mention
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Don't you wish you were there, you poor poms?
Comments
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Aussie Parlour Group Reading List ~
Congrats on the Gold and HM trophies this has won
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I hate being Aussie when it comes to Summer
but I enjoyed this, and I liked the naughty touch to it
Fun filled and awesome
♥
Stay safe
~Manda
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fab- congrats on the prize
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Ahh good onyer matey! Congrats on the gold
gaylene
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These verses are totally bonzer
Maybe Kylie might act as a sponsor
For with suitable backing
They would sound really cracking
And could fill up a whole Christmas concer(t)
Well Done.
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To win gold was a f*cking surprise
It brought tears of joy to my eyes
If you come down to Bondi
I'll pimp you a blondie
Her blow jobs beat any mince pies.
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