He was a little potato
Fell in love with a tomato
Him and his parents began to fight,
he would cry himself to sleep every night
His name was Little Romeo
allways hung out with his Homieos
Never any time for her
It wasn't allright
Potato, potahto
Tomato, tomahto
they fell in love and then they fell apart
Oh marco, say Polo
Oh marco, say Polo
I need you, ooh
I need someone tonight
After that the little Tomato
turned out to be a Hoe-eo
she thought she needed more
Turned out to be a dirty whore
she got sick, and died really quick
Potato, potahto
Tomato, tomahto
they fell in love and then they fell apart
Oh marco, say Polo
Oh marco, say Polo
I need you, ooh
I need someone tonight
A contest entry
- Humor by C.I.M.A Punk.
500 points, ended January 5, 2008, 25 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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oh my. that's fantastic.
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haha, an enjoyable read, reminds me of a Stompin' Tom Conner song called the Ketchup Song, along the same lines. Well done.
Rory
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