Telemarketer (TL) Me (ME)
“Good evening, you have been selected for the drawing of seventy five thousand dollars. We selected the candidates from our survey in June, which you may or may not have taken. May I take a moment to confirm your information at this time?”
ME: “What a crime!”
TL: “Is your current address still 1217 Lin Street?”
ME: “Got any thing to eat?”
TL: “Excuse me sir?”
ME: “My cat just purred”
TL: “Sir?”
ME: “Her”
TL: “Who?”
ME: “Poo”
TL: “I'm sorry?”
ME: “Where are we?”
TL: You have been selected for a drawing of seventy five thousand dollars.
ME:
My dog has two collars,
He'll take your dollars.
My arm pits are hot,
You sound like a robot.
TL: You have been selected for a drawing....
ME:
And now I'm yawning,
I did not take,
The survey that's fake.
TL: We selected the candidates from our survey in
June...
ME: I just got a pet baboon...
TL: Which you may or may not have taken...
ME: The baboon killed my pig for bacon...
TL: May I take a moment to confirm your information at this time?
ME:
I did not take it,
No need to fake it.
So now I waste,
Your time with rhyme.
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A contest entry
- Speaking in rhyme to telephone solicitors ~~ Drive them crazy! by Melodies.
600 points, ended January 3, 2008, 17 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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lol. Awesome. Now, why don't more people try to waste telemarketing people's time by giving stupid answers to their stupid questions? Telemarketers are so annoying a lot of the time that they would deserve if every once in awhile they had some people give them a hard time. Keep writing.
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Guess what...
I am taking this to Poetry Planet so folks can get a laugh that they really do need after Christmas and now all the bills coming in. Thank you!
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Ok one of you was talking crazy and the other one
is just crazy!!! but crazy fantastic!!!!
Well played Mr. Boinic
laurie
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Ooooh...I LOVE the randomness! Too funny!
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Oh, jeez... this is so funny... HAHAHAHA!
(I am quoting myself, exactly,) I love this hilarious entry. Now I am laughing again!
Oh, this contest is going to kill me with the flood of humor that is washing up all over the place. 
This conversation you have written is supremely funny! lol, Oh, I am done for.
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