Ring, ring..
Ello,
Good Evening Mr.Green!
I'm calling on behalf of The great state of Louisiana's Travel guide
And you and Mrs.Green have just won a fantastic trip to The French Quarter!!!!
ooOH MA! there's a man here on the phone says we won!!!
This man right here on the telephone!
Yes sir...thank ya Jesus
Says hes gonna send us to some French place!
but we need quarters?
Hold on sir let me ask Ma if we have any?
MA DO YOU HAVE ANY QUARTERS LEFT OVER FROM THAT WISHY WASH???
You want quarters Pa?
well what on earth for...I swear!
I never heard of any place that calls for quarters
How many of em derin you want?
Hey Mr.. ma says shes got some but itll cost yer..haha get it cost yer..
NO.. NO..NO SIR, Im calling to offer you a trip to Louisiana all expenses paid..
I do not want your quarters sir'!
OH So we get to go fur free...
Ma!
he says we get to go for free!
you can put them quarters back!
We get to eat for free too or do we need dem quarters fur dat?
Hey Mr we got food stamps! we can use for our food ifin we need to Mr..
Oh Hold on.. hold on Mr.. Ma wants to talk to too!
Well hello young man this is Ma..I just found a whole buncha quarters!
And I got a whole bunch of food stamps in yander in the kitchen drawer
Hey you think its ok if we bring our pet pig with us?
She gets awful lonely ifin we leave her at home alone?
NO... NO...Mame I do not want your quarters and you wont be able to use food stamps and I dont think bringing the pig is a good idea either!!!
I'm trying to give you a free trip!!!!
Just a min sir, Pa is wantin to talk to you again...
Hello, its me pa again, so we are all square?
what day can ma and I go, cause we hate leaving the farm we aint never left town, cept on Sunday's when the sun goes down though we have to be back home!
See our pet pig...she gets so lonely ifin left alone for long..
How many of them quarters you thinkin were gonna need Mr?
Sir you and your wife have a nice night...
Click...
Hello? Mr?
well what we going to with all these quarters now?
Ma, I believe that their fella just hung up on me!!
reckon that trips off?
What we gonna do with all them quarters?
Adding your comment:
happened about 5-6 summers back, perhaps more, I'm not real sure of the date.
Jeez, this is fun to read. 
