Dr. Prune's Laxatives

"Hello, Mrs. Jones, this is Old People Pharmacy calling from Random Town, Alabama. Do you find you have problems going to the restroom anymore? Well then try Dr. Prune's Laxatives..."

What, hello?
Is this a scam?
I am not a dotty old clam!
Mrs. Jones, that's not me
and most certainly not who I want to be!
Laxatives, what?
That's totally not cool.
I really don't need to soften my stool!
And Old People Pharmacy, I don't go there!
I'm fifteen, fifteen, idiot,
don't even breathe my air!!!
I'm gonna hang up, and next time
get the number right!

'Cause I really don't have time to fight.

Author notes

Talking to sales people in rhyme? Perfect idea for a contest!!!

A contest entry

Speaking in rhyme to telephone solicitors ~~ Drive them crazy! by Melodies. 600 points, ended January 3, 2008, 17 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest

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Frogzter
December 29, 2007

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Lol... this was hilarious! Don't you really just want to say all this to one of them. I know it would make me feel better! Lol... best wishes in the contest!

Frogz~
tarnished-angel42
December 21, 2007
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Lol, this is cute.
Asdzaa Nadleehe
December 21, 2007

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omg..hahahahahaha thats the funniest thing ever..lol
Best wishes with this entry..
Peace and many blessings
~A~
Melodies
December 21, 2007

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Oh, dyin' here, laughing...
This contest is gonna give me a laughing fit that won't end. Your poem is right up there with wildly hilarious! Old People Pharmacy is a touch of humor genius, and writing about laxatives is madly funny! Thank you for coming in to our telephone revenge contest.
Bryan-CarnelianHope
December 21, 2007
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ROTOFLOL!
I love it, Cassie! It's fantastic!