On the first day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
A beer keg
On the second day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
Two joints to smoke
And a beer keg
On the thirds day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints to smoke
And a beer beer keg,
On the fourth day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And a empty beer keg,
On the fifth day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
5 guitar stings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
On the sixth day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
6 boxs of condoms
5 guitar strings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
On the seventh day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
7 times seventy mixed
6 boxs of condoms
5 guitar strings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
On the eighth day of christmas my best friend gave to me,
8 different heartbreaks
7 times seventy mixed
6 boxs of condoms
5 guitar strings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
On the nineth day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
9 ways to die
8 different heartbreaks
7 times seventy mixed
6 boxs of condoms
5 guitar strings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
On the tenth day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
10 red ryder beebee guns
9 ways to die
8 different heartbreaks
7 times seventy mixed
6 boxs of condoms
5 guitar strings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
On the eleventh day of christmas this what she showed me,
11 different postions
10 red ryder beebee guns
9 ways to die
8 different heartbreaks
7 times seventy mixed
6 boxs of condoms
5 guitar strings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
On the twelth day of christmas the sectress gave to me,
12 shells for my gun
12 shells for my gun
11 different postions
10 red ryder beebee guns
9 ways to die
8 different heartbreaks
7 times seventy mixed
6 boxs of condoms
5 guitar strings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
[The aftermath]
(Pillow)Happy holidays
(Trainwreck)Don't kill yourself emo kids
(Pillow)I'll stick there with you
(Trainwreck)Santa died
(Pillow)I swear sonny moore killed him
(Pillow)Ahhhh...f*ck this dude my throat hurts
(Pillow)You know I used love this song
(Trainwreck)Dude shut the f*ck up
(Pillow)Happy Christmas to you too asshole
(Trainwreck)Emo quack
(Pillow)Lets do one more!
(Trainwreck)Dirt your done
(Pillow)Happy Holidays and Merry Chistmas
A beer keg
On the second day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
Two joints to smoke
And a beer keg
On the thirds day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints to smoke
And a beer beer keg,
On the fourth day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And a empty beer keg,
On the fifth day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
5 guitar stings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
On the sixth day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
6 boxs of condoms
5 guitar strings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
On the seventh day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
7 times seventy mixed
6 boxs of condoms
5 guitar strings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
On the eighth day of christmas my best friend gave to me,
8 different heartbreaks
7 times seventy mixed
6 boxs of condoms
5 guitar strings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
On the nineth day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
9 ways to die
8 different heartbreaks
7 times seventy mixed
6 boxs of condoms
5 guitar strings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
On the tenth day of christmas my best-friend gave to me,
10 red ryder beebee guns
9 ways to die
8 different heartbreaks
7 times seventy mixed
6 boxs of condoms
5 guitar strings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
On the eleventh day of christmas this what she showed me,
11 different postions
10 red ryder beebee guns
9 ways to die
8 different heartbreaks
7 times seventy mixed
6 boxs of condoms
5 guitar strings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
On the twelth day of christmas the sectress gave to me,
12 shells for my gun
12 shells for my gun
11 different postions
10 red ryder beebee guns
9 ways to die
8 different heartbreaks
7 times seventy mixed
6 boxs of condoms
5 guitar strings
4 shots of jack
3 circa survive cd's
2 joints smoked
And an empty beer keg
[The aftermath]
(Pillow)Happy holidays
(Trainwreck)Don't kill yourself emo kids
(Pillow)I'll stick there with you
(Trainwreck)Santa died
(Pillow)I swear sonny moore killed him
(Pillow)Ahhhh...f*ck this dude my throat hurts
(Pillow)You know I used love this song
(Trainwreck)Dude shut the f*ck up
(Pillow)Happy Christmas to you too asshole
(Trainwreck)Emo quack
(Pillow)Lets do one more!
(Trainwreck)Dirt your done
(Pillow)Happy Holidays and Merry Chistmas
Author notes
Alright this is from last year I can't think of anything I could write a more appropreiate one but someone request I do a dark one for this contest. So I had to sit down listen to the recording and try to figure it out. I put the ending in there cause its interesting trainwreck-guitar pillow's obviously me. Enjoy it have a laugh
A contest entry
- 12 Days Of Christmas by Xx-Erin-xX.
600 points, ended December 31, 2007, 10 entries
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Comments
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Definitely and interesting version.
Thanks for the entry. -
this made me laugh... lolz!!
6 boxes of condoms.. i am sorry it is something that my friends and i would come up with..lol
