You know you're a redneck barbie when...
Your hair's not natural it is bleached blonde
Can't pay for electricty cause you paid Ken's bond
Your Barbie dreamhouse is a travel trailer
You are on first name basis with the city jailer
Ken was your boyfriend til he robbed the liquor store
He didn't need to do that, that's what the welfare is for
There are eight kids running 'round and they stink
You don't mind cause seven are yours, you think
Your barbie wardrobe consists of spandex and jeans
Elegant dinner of rice and beans
Wine you drink comes straight from a box
And you can never find matching socks
No pretty life nor handsome fella
No fancy dresses like Cinderella
Glass slippers! Well, what a joke!!
Uh Oh, gotta go...my water just broke!!
Please tell me what you think
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This is a delight but I'll tell ya, it sounds like what happens in the black ghetto too, and some Italian friends neighborhoods which I love dearly. Guess Barbie surely crosses cultures. Great! Sorry for my absence! Glad I dropped by to breathe in this humerous beauty.
Much Love ♥
Renee
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You are GREAT!
Oh, my dear...another brilliant write. I loved it. It's so lighthearted, fun...and sadly..true. lol. You're fantastic! I miss you! How are you?? Keep writing hun!!!!
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very cute and fun take on the prompt! this is wonderful ~Blessings always~ Trisha
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soooo funny
mom your crazy thats funny i love you
hey does that mean i'm a redneck barbie????? lol
but for real does it?????
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Rotflmao this is great
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