In the bleak mid winter,
Santa rode his sleigh,
Little though did he know,
It was his last Christmas day,
Blood has fallen blood on snow,
What a way to go!
In the bleak mid winter,
Not so long ago,
Next there was his reindeer,
Stupid little deer,
Took with me a cannon,
Bye bye deer, oh dear!
Now at least they've got away,
From hunters in the fall,
You'd think that I'd feel something,
But I don't at all,
Walking through the snow,
I saw a ghastly sight,
Santa was not dead,
On this Christmas night,
So I thought what can I do?
So here's what I did next,
In the bleak mid winter,
I shot his fat ass,
Then I tied him up,
To his stupid sleigh,
Because I killed his reindeer,
There was nothing to pull,
Attached it to and 18 wheeler,
And put it in reverse,
That truly was the end,
Of Fat-Ass Santa Claus,
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