wynes ah fuk en puss e thang
wem ins bout thuw saim dam thang
ebbery sawngs ah bout et two
butt choo ten dears iz wat eye dew
Author notes
dialect origin:
Northwestern Georgia USA pure Appalachian Redneck - remember the movie DELIVERANCE and DUELING BANJOS? - ifin yew kant reed et, en stunt mes edge mee fore ah trans late shun uv et
A contest entry
- Wine women and song... the Redneck way by Stickboy.
1050 points, ended December 26, 2007, 4 entries
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Wow, this poem is short but it says a lot in Hillbilly words. I like it. lol
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A very funny red-neck twist on the wine, women, and song theme. Best of luck in my contest, and thanks for entering.
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ah it took me awhile to figure out the very last sentence but when i did i laughed, haha.
yeehaw, lol thanks for entering, -
odd thats all i can say
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read the idiot filter clause at the bottom of my contest, please.
But this is pretty damn hilarious.
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I can understand it, kinda haha, its like the game that takes a saying and stretches it out into sounds and different words, took me a few tries but very good
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thane kiss for int or ing an duh goo duh luk en ma con tess tuh!!!
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I like it... shooting dear...
guess youve heard this then
"what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no idea
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no balls?
no farkin idea
what do you call a deer with no eyes, no balls and no legs?
still no farkin idea....
and Im guessing Rheea below me needs to take some chill pills and lighten up a little... seems them southern gals are easy to wind up huh
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grrrrrrrrrrrr better than being a Northern shrill whine person who can be heard three blocks away.
Louisiana you are from Louisiana .. I burst into laughter.. I'll take my molasses accent over you fast talking ways any old day Bill. -
well, uh, hahah, i can't even really understand it, and i haven't seen either of those movies so maybe i'm missing something
i'm not sure whether this counts as chat-speak or just a dialect, after reading it a few more times, i was sort of able to translate. thanks for entering -
hahaha this cracks me up cuz i can see a southern person saying this...
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Confusing, but interesting.
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Well sadly I hear this all the time anymore and still have a hard time understand half of it...had to read it a few times to get it...but very well written in form to the prompt.
Thank you for sharing!
mystic
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Wow. I can 't read it, but I will take your word for it.
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omg yes this was funny in the theme, but you said it well in this entry, thank you for sharing in this contest
good luck
MM
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Pretty darn funny if I do say so myself!Never seen Deliverance but I'm from Georgia so I'm familiar with the country slang and I love it!Don't have a southern accent myself....always wish I had one though.No need for translations but it took a few moments to get what it said,hahaha!Thank you for entering my contest!
Best Wishes
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Being from Georgia...yes, I know the dialect
but I've also had a tough time deciphering a few Louisiana coon-asses too in my time. "Onhouhn well I declare." lol nice write, and best of luck competing.
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...haha...brilliant...I love phonetic writing...
...as much as you probably wanted it to be American redneck style I read it as drunkern Scottish...sorry but being British whenever I try and do American accents they all sound silly and fake...but absolutely loved it...unlike anything yet seen before (but a lot of people have done that) and at the same time you retain your original culture...I don't care how much other people might dislike the fact they can't read it...I love cracking something complex...
Oliver
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Golly golly golly Goober
Bless my pea pickin heart iffin it aint sum a mi kin
gud lak n da kantess
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I lived in Georgia for several years when I was a Tree Surgeon. I don't think I ever got far enough back in the woods to hear this dialect. This was quite creative Thank you for entering my contest.
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Nice! The spelling was half the enjoyment of this piece. I actually had to think about what I was reading...cute and funny.
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yur hed once fixt!
Nye spome!
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Interesting. I did have a bit of trouble making it out until I read it out loud. Quite unique. I see this won for worst poem ever. I can see why it would be a contender. Congratulations {?) on that trophy and thanks.
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Admittedly, I had a very hard time reading this. It was even harder to try and relate it to my contest's topic, but I think I can see a vague relation (and I hate to DQ) so you stay. It's very cleverly done, reminds me of "Eye have aye spell chequer" if you've ever read that.
Good work, best of luck, and God Bless!
-Vivian
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Seems you have gotten many awards due to the fact that most do not want to admit they cannot read it. So it must be something special. Just admit it, you had your fingers on the wrong keys while typing this. lol Ok, I guess it might be pig latin, I will have to ask a pig latin interpreter to analyze this for me and I will get back with a better comment. What a gutsy written idea and it must be dirty/pretty for I am feeling quite ugly just trying to decipher it.
OK Ok, I get it, it is a backwoods southern draw kind of tone about shootin a deer and a kitty I think is involved here too. LOL -
I have no idea what you are trying to say. But best of luck anyway.
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I'm known for knowing a lot of languages but what the heck, germen, dutch, something weird?
mh...this will be a eeew category, thats worth 15 points
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OMG this was torture WTG i hadda read this thang like 4 times b4 i got it! lots of poo her. you totally ignored creative thought an broke it down to basic stuffs an didnt even end it with something that had any thing to do with the rest Awesome. totally twisted which actually cost you poo because it got fun to read after i sang it in my head. plus the difficulty level of writing it cost you poo too so on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the worst poem possible
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Wow, never seen a write like it! Love how you did this, must have taken some doing to get it like this. Good luck in the contest
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what the hell. I am so damn confused.
*read it again*
still don't get it
*reread*
Ahhh
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I sure am glad I don't live close to the backwoods.
This is so much like real life it frightens me to wonder who you are and if I could live near you.
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Interesting....and horrible!just what i was looking for!Thanks!
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Wow, I love the work that must have went into it hahaah it shows you know thanks for your entry lol
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Unintelligible. And that's the good bit.
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LOL oh shit this is what it is like
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fun stuff, kinda hard to read lol=]
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Excellent, but I like deer so I can't give you a prize!
I loved it thanks for entering
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Hello there and thanks for entering reading your piece i have to agree was moving and very creative thanks for sharing and best of luck to you
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Hilarious!
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joly gud
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No idea
I think you lost me in the title and I just wandered further within the poem.
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lol I bet you get all the girls with that
Thats right nizzle god job up in the hood yo good luck in the contesta nugga -
Lol... Thank you for the early morning laugh, starting the day with a funny poem is a great way to start.
I thoroughly enjoyed this amusing read this morning
Dee
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Nice
It's a nice entry. It took a few minutes to get the joke, but nice write. Good luck.
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lol thanks for the laugh, best of luck in contest
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actually that was really clever
and will never admit that I understood it too!
laughing...that was very witty, I had to close one eye
and lean to the left...but I got it!
laughing........clever job!
lol, lol
ears2hearyou
Kathleen : ))
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