HAPPY ENDINGS
TAKING AWAY THE RESPONSIBILITY OF AGING PET OWNERSHIP
Eternal wags and purrs
Do you , or someone you know, have an elderly pet? Do you fear for the day you come home to an unhappy surprise and a heart-breaking reality?
Let us help.
We are a company dedicated to providing your pet with a comfortable and dignified life ending experience. We know this is a painful decision, but let us help to make it one you will remember warmly , one you may choose to share with others.
LIST OF SERVICES
1. We will provide last day compassionate consult with family ( small children additional)
2. Transportation to L.E. facility ( of our choice)
3. Return of personal items ( urn / taxidermy, if so desired, at additional cost)
4. Last day memorial paw print in plaster cast available ( extra fee)
5. Exclusive pick up service in discrete van.
6. Final yard waste or litter box disposal also available ( see fee schedule)
WHAT ELSE SHOULD I KNOW?
We are invested in the caring and compassionate demise of your pet. We will do our best, if you so desire, to remove any trace of your loving companion , leaving only those memories to remind your family of the good times.
We take great pains to provide your beloved pet with the most stress free disembarkation possible.
Our service is discrete and sensitive to your families emotional needs and well-being. Make an appointment with our of our specialists for a detailed price list evaluation.
Remember :
While it hurts to lose a pet, it is nothing like the pain of finding a dead 200 lb. Rottwiler in your living room.
Call us.
Happy Endings Pet Euthanasia
248-787-5555
HAPPY ENDINGS
TAKING AWAY THE RESPONSIBILITY OF AGING PET OWNERSHIP
Eternal wags and purrs
Exciting Offers and Package Promotions:
1. The Eternal Runaway
You can tell your children the exciting adventures their pet may be on. We can provide helpful hints and heartwarming encouragement to support this L.E. fantasy.
Variation for older children:
The Older pets sometimes find a place to go to be alone when they die story.
2. Gone to live at the farm:
Every pets dream. A chance to be free and run their latter days away. Picture of the farm and a background story of the farmer and his wife who so dearly love pets.
3. Alien Abduction:
Works best in southern states
Pet is gone without a trace. We will leave scraps of silver Mylar around, if requested
4. Donated to Dogs for the Blind:
Thank you card provided (works best for dogs, but will improvise as per your request.
5. Gone to Doggie-Kittie
Heaven/ Psychic
Program:
This unique program includes a pet psychic visit the week after your pets disappearance and a reassuring message so real you will want to believe it yourself.
All Packages and Specials at additional costs. See your representative for details.
Remember, we are there for your family-
Call for a concerned consult today.
Also makes a great gift item.
A contest entry
- Clear Ashes and Rusted Diamonds by Exhaled Cynn.
625 points, ended January 23, 2008, 5 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Well,
At first I thought, what the hell. Then as I continued on I was dying! Especially when I got to the offers and promotions~ Yes I have used #2 as well as #5. Alien abduction just never occured, lol, that would have worked well too! And I am sure it was not ment to offend or hurt anyone. Very creative piece!
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This was funny! I hate to see a dead rottwiler myself but who's to know! GOOD WORK!!
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Sorry. Next to last paragraph you have "families" which should be "family's" to show plurality. Just run through with a fine-tooth comb, rewrite active over passive and you've got a good selling approach going. And by now, I'm sure praying you were wanting constructive, detailed critique since this will represent your business. Right? If not, I apologize. Again, wonderful idea!--Ke
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I would put, "We will do our best to remove all traces of your loving companion except those memories you desire . . ." That's just me. It sounds great either way, but brevity is truly best for business writes. Otherwise, I found this incredibly touching, not only the brochure text but the entire concept! That's an incredibly compassionate idea and I know people will certainly need your loving assistance. Bravo! Good work all the way around!--Kel
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Brilliant and Original!
I LOVED IT!
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Erm....WHAT???....Alright....This was so extremely clever and I could NOT STOP LAUGHING...Brilliant...but the only question I have is...why is it in this contest?? If you can point out the connect to me...I'll be happy to recomment and applaud, but until then...I'm afraid that will continue to be utterly lost...and to hide my kitten safely under my bed!
Message me please!
Cynn -
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I do have to commend you for "getting it", as most do not.
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It is all about our quest to avoid the reality of our mortality ( and that of our pet). We are a society who worships imortality and eternal youth. This is my jab at that concept. I took the contest idea as just such a point. We are all just clear ashes around a rusted diamond.
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Ah okay! Well I really enjoyed the write...I was just a little confused. Great stab at satire and the very personal twist on the concepts behind this contest! It definitely deserves to be applauded!
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