Freddie, let me get this STRAIGHT

So, Fred
You're telling me that God hates fags
Perhaps, but I bet he hates perjurers and slanderers even more
and you were disbarred from the legal profession for perjury
and were sued for and convicted of slander

Doesnt Your Bible say
"thou shalt not take the name of thy Lord in vain"?
surely lying under oath fall into that category
and presenting forged affadavits as evidence
breaks this one "Thou shalt not bear false witness"
it also says "thou Shalt not commit adultry"
so, how does that explain your daughter's son
who was born out of wedlock?

You say that I'm going to Hell
I say I hope so, if you are any example
of what's going to be in Heaven

maybe you didn't read that part
where Jesus spoke these words
"blessed are those who mourn,
for they shall be comforted"
you actions at funerals are not very comforting
I don't think Jesus is very impressed

You claim that you were predestined for heaven
citing heretical Calvinist doctrine
how convenient
so, you don't need Jesus, you were pre-picked
that isn't what MY Bible says
Now that i think on it, I've never even heard you
say Jesus' name
could it be that you do not know him?

So in summary
after getting kicked out of the legal profession
for your complete lack of ethics and morals
you went into preaching
and revived Calvinism, a long dead heresy
and used it as a way to claim that you
and those close to you, were the only ones saved
and to persecute those you have
an axe to grind with, in the name of God
and a book you never even read

so, why funerals?
why not say it to my face while I'm alive?
why wait 'til I'm dead, to proclaim me damned?
could it be that you're so much of a coward
that you don't have the courage to face men alive?
and You're going to heaven?

I think you're in for one HELL of a disappointment