sung to the tune of "Rock of Ages"
God hates faggots, dykes and queers,
God hates people with large ears
God hates those who tolerate
god hates those who dare debate
God hates all of you, you see.
God hates everyone but me!
God hates those who serve this land
God hates those who take a stand
Bible verses turned and bent
back my claims whatever meant
though I'm guilty of perjury
God hates everyone but me!
God hates kindness and gentle state
God hates everything but hate
God hates those who give a hand
God hates help for fellow man
God hates those who disagree
God hates everyone but me!
Jesus died for all my sins
but he will never let you in
You will burn forever more
God will settle every score
in my Calvinist heresy
God hates everyone but me!
Author notes
satire.. not to be taken seriously. I hate Fred phelps and all of his Calvinist blasphemers
Please tell me what you think
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BRAVO!
Very creative, I got a good laugh from this.
We do have to learn to laugh at the ignorant people like Fred and his inbred followers.
What else we gonna do? Shoot em? (JK)
I really like this and especially the lines: bible verses turned and bent ect...
I really like thet entire write.
Thanks for sharing this with us and hope you and yours are enjoying this Christmas Season. -
If this wasn't what the asshole actually thinks, it'd be funny. Good write.
Thanks for your comments. Sorry you interpreted it wrongly- I didn't even think about Christianity when I wrote that particular poem. I might be an atheist but I can see that Bush and fundementalist co aren't true Christians just as Stalin wasn't a true communist (he was a true atheist as that just means not believing in a god- humanism is a moral form of atheism but he never claimed to be humanist)
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if i misread you, i do apologize. it's just that it's hard enough standing up for what i believe in without assholes like Phelps making every christian look like a total prick
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