You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not shout
I'm telling you why
Santa's Claws are coming to town
He's making a fist
And hitting you twice;
Gonna thresh about with malice and vice
Santa's Claws are coming to town
He steals you when you're sleeping
He waits 'til you're awake
He beats you with a plank of wood
Then throws your body in a lake!
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not shout
I'm telling you why
Santa's Claws are coming to town
Author notes
I've always thought this song was pretty creepy even without being parodied, but this is just like icing on the cake
A contest entry
- We Wish You A Scary Christmas by Dmonik.
1750 points, ended January 1, 2008, 24 entries
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