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Valley of the $poiled

I don't care about the news,
I only think about the hottest shoes.
Always hanging out in the mall,
waiting for my friends to call.
I kill time catchin' rays to get a tan
so I'll be more tanned than a snowman.
I think that you're so cool.
Psych! You're just a ugly fool!

I want everything to go my way.
If I want something, my rich daddy will pay.
For me, shopping is not hard,
as long as I got my parents' credit card.
A dress, new bling, a pair of jeans.
I don't know what saving means.
Losers are bugging me.
They're everywhere, can't you see?

[Chorus]
Yo, I'm, like, straight from the Valley.
Being airheaded is right up my alley.
I'm young, blonde, pretty and passive.
Do you want to join my group? As if!

People don't know how much pain I must endure
to be so popular and beautiful, for sure!
Duh! I know that my role model is Paris.
I totally want to be her little sis
and party like it's a neverending Super Sweet Sixteen.
Oh my God, that's the grossest thing I've ever seen.
An imperfect toenail and a zit on your face.
Go to that bitchin' salon or else you'll be a disgrace!

Your face and my ass, it could be twins,
but mine does not have multiple chins.
I always have people talking to my hand
and worship the next, awesome boy band.
I have a yapping chihuahua in my purse
and when I die, I'll lay in a golden hearse.
I am the princess in purple and pink.
Which geek told me that my attitude stinks?

[Chorus]

Armani, Dolce & Gabbana, Calvin Klein.
Nothing else matters, nothing else is fine.
I am a star, therefore I want to shine.
Everyone's attention shall be mine.
I cover myself with bottles of perfume.
Can you see how little or how much I consume?
I weigh eighty-two pounds with my diamond chains.
For me, a gentle breeze feels like a hurricane.

I will be up at five o'clock,
to see which ring matches my socks.
My outfit must be outstanding;
that is what I am demanding.
I need my eyeliner and mascara
or else I'll look like an old chimera.
More rouge, more peroxide, more lipstick
has to be put on in the bathroom, quick!

[Chorus 2x]

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  • Daxteriana
    August 15

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    I can picture some very famous rap star singing this.

    Actually, it describes Paris Hilton as whom she really is. A stuck little bitch. That was harsh, I'm sorry, but it's the truth. You described her perfectly in this.

    Also, those chihuahuas are some ugly . •_O

    I like this though.

    Dax



  • Rizzie
    August 18, 2008
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    ah, nice write. made me smile and fit the criteria good write. good luck!


  • 2lullabyhaven
    June 11, 2008
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    Wow, thanks for your entry lol


  • TimeLady42
    March 28, 2008

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    Heee! this is great! I totally know the people you're talking about!
    As a matter of fact, I reckon most people someone who fits this exactly.


  • SpiceRack
    March 3, 2008
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    Funny!
    Good luck in the contest!
    :]


  • kiwigirljacks gold member
    January 24, 2008

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    LOL.. there are sooo many of those carbon copies around!!!

    Glad I'm a natural blonde!! haha

    Thanks for the entry!


  • Naridill
    January 20, 2008

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    Not much into lyrics myself but you have tempted this one nicely - the wording is beautiful and casted into a fluent effect with the flow.


  • Virginia Logsdon
    December 21, 2007

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    Pretty good description of a valley girl.

    Gee! I din't know valley girls were still around.Well, I guess so.It's been a while since I was in California!


  • SmokinHotWhiteTiger
    December 21, 2007

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    Thank You For Entering

    Oh man this is an excellent 1st entry into my contest and I have to say I loved how you used a celebrity Paris Hilton int the poem and also enjoyed how you worded your poem too. what hits me the most is just how well it flows and it almost makes me want to request that you actually record yourself or someone singing this poetic like song and Lmao it would probably crack me yup more. any ways this is just a killer cool entry and thanks for entering and good luck

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