On the first day of Christmas
my Wife sent to me
A decreed for divorce
On the second day of Christmas
my Wife sent to me
Two German Shepards
And a decreed for divorce
On the third day of Christmas,
my Wife sent to me
Three motorcycles
Two German Shepards
And a decreed for divorce
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my Wife sent to me
Four golden hamsters
Three motorcycles
Two German Shepards
And a decreed for divorce
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Wife sent to me
Five of our children
Four golden hamsters
Three motorcycles
Two German Shepards
And a decreed for divorce
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my Wife sent to me
Six boxes of tools
Five of our children
Four golden hamsters
Three motorcycles
Two German Shepards
And a decreed for divorce
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Wife sent to me
Seven black suitcases
Six boxes of tools
Five of our children
Four golden hamsters
Three motorcycles
Two German Shepards
And a decreed for divorce
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my Wife sent to me
Eight pairs of shoes
Seven black suitcases
Six boxes of tools
Five of our children
Four golden hamsters
Three motorcycles
Two German Shepards
And a decreed for divorce
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my Wife sent to me
Nine hand guns
Eight pairs of shoes
Seven black suitcases
Six boxes of tools
Five of our children
Four golden hamsters
Three motorcycles
Two German Shepards
And a decreed for divorce
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my Wife sent to me
Ten golf trophies
Nine hand guns
Eight pairs of shoes
Seven black suitcases
Six boxes of tools
Five of our children
Four golden hamsters
Three motorcycles
Two German Shepards
And a decreed for divorce
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my Wife sent to me
Eleven lawn tools
Ten golf trophies
Nine hand guns
Eight pairs of shoes
Seven black suitcases
Six boxes of tools
Five of our children
Four golden hamsters
Three motorcycles
Two German Shepards
And a decreed for divorce
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Wife sent to me
Twelve hundred dollars alimony
Eleven lawn tools
Ten golf trophies
Nine hand guns
Eight pairs of shoes
Seven black suitcases
Six boxes of tools
Five of our children
Four golden hamsters
Three motorcycles
Two German Shepards
And a decreed for divorce
A contest entry
- 12 Days Of Christmas by Xx-Erin-xX.
600 points, ended December 31, 2007, 10 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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lol
well this is a form I only came across with once before your poem 
Any idea how this form is called? or doens't it really carry a name since the theme is Christmas each time I assume 
Anyway, cleverly written I'd love to have those German Shepards
Leander -
This was a fantastic write...Very ingenious if I may say so myself. Well done...
Soulful Woman
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Great poem. I loved it. Forget her having a hard time trying to find another guy. With that many kids anyone would have trouble finding a nanny. School tuition would be through the roof. Reciepts around Christmas would be miles long. lol.
Thanks for the entry.
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very good
"Five of our children"
5th day, 6th, 7th, 8th, etc
as in 40 kids
she may find it hard to find another guy
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Wow!
Talk about hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! This one takes the cake. Nice work!
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LOL! I love this one!
Very creative work here my friend.
All the best to you with it in this
contest! Thanks a lot for sharing it!
Jeremy0826
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