The 12 Days of Christmas Prankster Style

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
A stinky fart machine.

On the second day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Two beer goggles,
And a stinky fart machine.

On the third day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Three parking tickets,
Two beer goggles,
And a stinky fart machine.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Four voodoo dolls,
Three parking tickets,
Two beer goggles,
And a stinky fart machine.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Five smoking donkeys,
Four voodoo dolls,
Three parking tickets,
Two beer goggles,
And a stinky fart machine.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Six X-rated videos,
Five smoking donkeys,
Four voodoo dolls,
Three parking tickets,
Two beer goggles,
And a stinky fart machine.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Seven potty monsters,
Six x-rated videos,
Five smoking donkeys,
Four voodoo dolls,
Three parking tickets,
Two beer goggles,
And a stinky fart machine.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Eight backward clocks,
Seven potty monsters,
Six x-rated videos,
Five smoking donkeys,
Four voodoo dolls,
Three parking tickets,
Two beer goggles,
And a stinky fart machine.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Nine rubber chickens,
Eight backward clocks,
Seven potty monsters,
Six x-rated videos,
Five smoking donkeys,
Four voodoo dolls,
Three parking tickets,
Two beer goggles,
And a stinky fart machine.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Ten pairs of big momma undies,
Nine rubber chickens,
Eight backward clocks,
Seven potty monsters,
Six x-rated videos,
Five smoking donkeys,
Four voodoo dolls,
Three parking tickets,
Two beer goggles,
And a stinky fart machine.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Eleven stink bombs,
Ten pairs of big momma undies,
Nine rubber chickens,
Eight backward clocks,
Seven potty monsters,
Six x-rated videos,
Five smoking donkeys,
Four voodoo dolls,
Three parking tickets,
Two beer goggles,
And a stinky fart machine.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Twelve prankster certificates,
Eleven stink bombs,
Ten pairs of big momma undies,
Nine rubber chickens,
Eight backward clocks,
Seven potty monsters,
Six x-rated videos,
Five smoking donkeys,
Four voodoo dolls,
Three parking tickets,
Two beer goggles,
And a stinky fart machine.