Santa sits in his dark grotto
Without his underpants
He's got something on his mind
If he gets half a fucking chance.
A Mummy brings her child to see him
But it's not the lad he's after.
Santa wants to grab his buxom Mum
And OH how he wants to shaft her.
Santa hands the lad to his elf
And drags the woman round the back
He has a nice present for her:
A pint of semen from his sac.
After the Christmas deed is done,
The child goes off with his mother;
They don't know in nine months' time
He'll have a bastard baby brother.
Please tell me what you think
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LOL! Where can I find a Santa like this????
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Nice.
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I am not surprised there is a pint, poor bastard only comes once a year. Unlike me, I am a constant spurter.
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A pint of semen!!! I have always found that a little goes a long way. xx
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My sea men ends up in my naval
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why am I not surprised! x
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