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The KKK is Quite Gay

They are the so-called Ku Klux Klan,
hating everybody with a tan.
They are jealous to the extreme,
because they're whiter than sour cream.

They have white sheets over their heads.
Why don't they change it to pink or red?
They want people to hang around,
with their hands and feet tightly bound.

[Chorus 2x]
The KKK is quite gay!
They want white, no black or gray.

Their disguise is pretty lame
because everybody knows their name.
If I were them, I would be ashamed.
I think their tailor is to blame.

I know this fellow teaches math
and that guy is fixing my bath.
That ugly geezer is called Jack
and his skin is in fact black.

[Chorus 2x]

All the women hate the blacks too
because the great myth isn't true.
They got lipstick on their hoods.
and you can clearly see their goods.

They also got nail polish on their boots
that fits their one-colored suits.
But they all love to burn the cross
to let everyone know who's the boss.

[Chorus 4x]

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  • amaranthine lover gold member
    January 10, 2008

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    this is hilarious, I loved the creativity of this piece, very political and oh so true to life. some of the things are what I have often wondered myself thanks for entering it's a great piece


  • SilencefillsMySoul
    January 7, 2008
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    Awesome

    This is definately the funniest song I've read. I loved your song. Thanks for sharing.


  • storiesuntold gold member
    January 3, 2008
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    You got it going there

    Interesting take on this one keep up the good work

  • cirque du soleil
    December 25, 2007

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    umm...i like the song...it follows a pretty good rhythm and all...plus thanks for following all the rles

    perhaps I'm ignorant...but who exactly are the KKK?


    • J.P.Troy
      January 10, 2008
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      Ku Klux Klan...Racist, Fascist Bastards.

      J.P.T.

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