Santa's dead? - it can't be true,
No more toys for me and you.
It can't be real, must be a joke,
Dig him up, give him a poke.
Perhaps that's how he gets his sleep,
Six foot under, nice and deep.
Then Christmas eve, he's bright and breezy,
Refreshed from sleeping, nice and easy.
That headstone isn't all it seems.
It's just part of Santa's schemes!
A contest entry
- Santa? Who's Santa?! by Tattboyspet.
375 points, ended December 14, 2007, 9 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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I knew Santa was a schemer, I could see it in those beady eyes.
One of the funniest graphics I've seen on the internet is a young boy crying and in the background is a headstone with the name :Santa Claus" on it. Bad taste but funny, lol.
Hopefully Mrs. Claus will take over her busband's route is he is dead.
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Thanks for reading some of my poems, much appreciate your comments. This poem was based on the graphic you mention, for one of the contests on here, but as I am no longer a paying member, it isn't showing.
Ann
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hahaha. this is really cute. I like it. hah. it really made me laugh just looking at it. Congradulations on your gold trophy! keep up your amazing work!
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Congratulations on the gold, a well deserved winner in a fun contest....Sue
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - loved this - thank you
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Awww...cute pic!
Heh heh heh! How to traumatise a child, eh?
Well crafted piece here, nicely embodying (forgive the pun) the spirit (oops!) of the picture.
Here's wishing you every success with this funny, well written poem, dear Poet.
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Wow! I wonder where that picture came from. The poem as always, was wonderful. It is cute and warm and I love your rhyming ability, it flows beautifully. good luck in the contest.
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