Seems like the only thing you all do is pout
what is it you're all complaining about
we all have to share this desktop you know
not like any of you have to work out in the snow.
Dexter, all you do is sharpen pencils
next you'll want your own drawer like the stencils?
Your as bad as Schaeffer the desk set pen
all he does is sign a check now and again
At least Stanley stapler has an excuse
like hole puncher Zack gets allot of abuse
wire basket, Bradley your job's simple as pie
you just hold paper whine snivel and cry.
Tom Thumb tacks and Bootsy's rubber bands mix
always in with all Baumgartens twisted paper clips.
And we musn't forget this desktops persona of class
old widow paper weight, Mrs. Milifore crystal glass
My work's important and it's never through.
birthdays, anniversaries, things to do
appointment times, dates and people to see
none of you have to remember things like me.
I keep the day organized and planned
have to hold everything right in hand
I'm gaining too much weight getting real fat
always adding page refills, this or that.
I know some secrets, you'd all be appalled
even have all the phone numbers ever called
I record history and plan the future ahead
everything written I've already read
Then all the times I have to go along
locked in that briefcase where I don't belong
here on this desktop we all have our place
give me a break , don't be long in the face
remember, a day planner like me, needs his space..
Bronze trophy winner
Adding your comment:
Oh my, this is wonderful. Not only have you given me the life of a day planner but you have also incorporated everything else on the office desk and done it very well 
Thanks so much for your wonderful entry and good luck. Be well and be blessed
