Little Johnnie stubbed his toe
Dumb ass he’s only 6 ya know
His heads as big as a melon you see
How he holds it up, way beyond me
Everyone says little Johnnie is cute
Boy thats a laugh, a riot a hoot
His eyes are too wide, his fingers real fat
The top of his melon is ever so flat
His lips are too pouty, his nose is a snout
If you seen him in darkness you’d let out a shout
His ears kind of stubby, his cheeks are sucked in
There’s some evil freckle attached to his chin
Poor little Johnnie, he smiles none the less
Not even a clue, that his look is a mess
I hate to report it, to say it’s a crime
This little ugly baby named Johnnie is mine
JerryLGonzalez
Author notes
it's good for a giggle
A contest entry
- I Need Some Pick Me Ups by di ivers.
600 points, ended December 20, 2007, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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well i have to admit this is really good but i dont think i could write something like this about my babies....but like they say honesty is the best policy...thank you and good luck in my contest...
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Thanks
This poem was created to make you laugh!.. It is totally not about anyone I know, Nor about my kid of which I have none. Glad you liked it!
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Ha, Thats funny I never knew an ugly baby, lol. It flowed really well tho...good job! Good Luck
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lol, great ending. You don't find too many parents admitting something like this. They always have the prettiest babies (including me, although in my case it's true, haha). Great write, good luck in the contest.
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whisper
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