Deck the stalls with rolls of charmin
Fa la la la la, la la la la
To help keep the hemorrhoids from burnin
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now some piney aerosol
Fa la la la la, la la la la
For when taking a dump the size of a parasol
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Seeing the thrill when the stool floats below us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Singing our oohs, from relief's pure chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Never daring of that log to try and measure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Happy to flush it away is our real pleasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Joyous over when our constipation passes
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Which made our bowels sluggish as molasses
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Feeling so fine and light as a feather
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Walking without cramps makes my day better
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Author notes
For Option #9, Song Deck the Halls, artist is not known
Deck the Halls
Deck the halls with boughs of holly, ?
Fa la la la la, la la la la. ?
Tis the season to be jolly, ?
Fa la la la la, la la la la. ?
Don we now our gay apparel, ?
Fa la la, la la la, la la la. ?
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol, ?
Fa la la la la, la la la la. ?
See the blazing Yule before us, ?
Fa la la la la, la la la la. ?
Strike the harp and join the chorus. ?
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in merry measure,
?Fa la la la la, la la la la. ?
While I tell of Yuletide treasure,
?Fa la la la la, la la la la. ?
Fast away the old year passes, ?
Fa la la la la, la la la la. ?
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses, ?
Fa la la la la, la la la la. ?
Sing we joyous, all together,
?Fa la la la la, la la la la. ?
Heedless of the wind and weather, ?
?Fa la la la la, la la la la. ?
A contest entry
- Christmas Song Parodies! by Fairy Nutty Buddy.
600 points, ended December 18, 2007, 11 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Song Parodies (Invite Only!) by Fairy Nutty Buddy.
600 points, ended December 27, 2007, 5 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Twisted Christmas Songs/Poems by mystic-angel.
1350 points, ended December 17, 2008, 24 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Oh, this was hysterical. Well written, too. Great job!
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Ha ha! This cracked me up! Just brilliant and perfectly in tune with the original. Brilliantly written. Thanks for your entry and good luck.
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I have to apologize to all of you who did not win a trophy. I didn't realize my printer had a jam and it had not printed out all entries, so your entry may not have been judged.
I have set up a new contest so you can all enter your entries into the new contest and I will judge all entries that did not win a trophy in the new contest.
Here it is! http://allpoetry.com/contest/2382462
Hope to "see" you there!
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Oh I just LOVE a song about Yule Logs and the
Christmas paper they're wrapped in
This is a gift that keeps giving!!!
YAHOO!!! LOVED THIS!
laurie.
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Thank you for the great comment
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OMG!!!! This is hilarious! LOL. I love it!!! Had to share with my aunt, she said she almost fell out of her chair laughing at it!
Great job!
Best of luck in this contest!
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Thank you for the great comment
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This is hilarious. I really like it a lot. The sad thing is, my family has written a poem similar to this. It's also really funny, but I really like this parody. You did a really good job with the ryhming. Awesome job. Alyssa*rose
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Thank you for the wonderful coment
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Hahaha! Good one!
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Thank you for the great comment
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I mean contents of the colon
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OMG!!
Feels hubby's forehead
Yep...He got the fever from the flavor of the Cheetos~
That darn critter with the sunglasses
Love this and I imagine the munchkins also elves
singing this song...
Have got to put this on YouTube
Keep that quill dancing better than the
removal of the colon the size of a parasol!!
Best wishes to You in the contest Sweetness
Many blessings too
and my Love
~ Desire~*~
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Thank you sweetness for helping me share this seasonal silliness. Pass the charmin!
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Haha omg lol This is really funny thank you for sharing this with me and goodluck in your contest best wishes and much love
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Thank you for the great comment. so glad you enjoyed it
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